Please Help- problem with morning shows!

[skypine69]

I do what i can.

 

[PBRstreetgang]

Well,
I violated my own rule. I had a nasty breakfast burrito for starters(w/habenero), and made the mistake of having airport chinese for lunch. Chased all with a regular coke(free top offs). The rumble started as the last piece of The Generals chicken hit bottom. I quickly made my way to the "Family Bathroom" at DIA, barely made it through the door, peanutbutter pudding eruption, with habenero reheat on the tailfeathers. I think the mug took the brunt of the jetblast(minor etching on the porcelain). The seat deflected most back into the water(I think I even got some on the wall), but I received a healthy backsplash, on to the tater, which actually worked to cool the overheated tater.
Bottom line, the "family bathroom" was wrecked until the janitors could call the hazmat team in. Lesson relearned!
PBR

 

[CA1900]

Well,
I violated my own rule. I had a nasty breakfast burrito for starters(w/habenero)

That's what I had for breakfast, too.


... two hours later, it sounded like somebody was dumping a gallon-size Ziploc bag of vegetable-beef soup into the toilet... :laugh:

 

[SilverandSore]

I haven't laughed this hard in weeks. So who's the ASA crew that was talking about fecal contamination on ops last week when the storms hit? Deets...

 

[CFIcare]

Well,
I violated my own rule. I had a nasty breakfast burrito for starters(w/habenero), and made the mistake of having airport chinese for lunch. Chased all with a regular coke(free top offs).

There ya go. Recipe for anal annihilation. Beans, nuclear peppers, and MSG, with bubbly carbonated pump primer. What did you expect? I'm tellin' ya.....Jell-o pudding pops for soothing yer can-annular. Bill Cosby even said so.

 

[pilotdiscretion]

Too often passengers have this idea that pilots are god like beings with total control over the universe. No, it is not my fault a hurricane slammed into Florida. I do not control the budget for spare parts. My magical powers prevented me from picking up the tug with my mind before it hit the airplane and no I can't stay awake for 24 hours and not feel the effects of fatigue.

Why do we fight this problem? Because passengers never see the human side of pilots.

I say it's time to change that.

Every pilot has a responsibility to leave the cockpit in flight and with a newspaper under one arm, a cup of coffee in the other hold your head up and march with pride to the lav and poop in such a magnificent manner that the ladies are gagging and men are tearing up.

I can crap with the best of em and I'm proud of it.

 

[CA1900]

Make sure you do it with gusto:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akX8MvQPtT8



(That never stops being funny! :laugh: )

 

[CRJ's suck]

I don't function in the morning without at least 2 or the "3 S's" completed...and shave is the one I can get away with not doing.
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Funny, I thought there were 4 S's to do in the morning.

 

[lowtimedriver]

I'd rather poo in the airport than poo in the woods.

No kidding, afterall, if you poop in the woods you may run across a drunk and naked FO looking for a good time.

 

[lowtimedriver]

I disagree

http://forums.flightinfo.com/showthread.php?t=44435

Agreed, especially the post by the guy who had three chili dogs at Rally's before a flight. I never laughed so hard.

 

[acaTerry]

Too often passengers have this idea that pilots are god like beings with total control over the universe.

We're not?

 

[PBRstreetgang]

Whew!
Sitrep:
Punched out a grump today, tater function, normal!
PBR

 

[dispatchguy]

Here's a "log"book writeup:

Ebola spew 2x last night, tater function normal, no repeat, no recur.

 

[LowlyPropCapt]

Here's a "log"book writeup:

Ebola spew 2x last night, tater function normal, no repeat, no recur.

Sign off:

DNAA informational. Item self corrected, ops check normal. 30 hour DMT to confirm normal starfish function.

 

[skypine69]

you guys are failures. this thread about poop got to the second page. WTF!?

 

[g-code]

6 pack of Bud Light and 18-24 of the "blazing" wings from Buffalo Wild Wings will fill your guts with napalm.

What ensues is 30 minutes of sweating, grunting, praying, tears, and humiliation. Consider it a success if your fingernails aren't embedded in the wall.

The best part is laying ass-up on the bed afterwards with the ceiling fan on high while the USGS wonders what just registered a 2.1 on the Richter scale in SAT.

Nothing like a 'hot-start' to get you going in the morning.

 

[CFIcare]

The best part is laying ass-up on the bed afterwards with the ceiling fan on high while the USGS wonders what just registered a 2.1 on the Richter scale in SAT.

Nothing like a 'hot-start' to get you going in the morning.

NICE!

Funny how this thread started on the subject of hung starts and then evolved into eloquent prose about hot starts. This thread has legs...or the runs at least...

 

[g-code]

NICE!

Funny how this thread started on the subject of hung starts and then evolved into eloquent prose about hot starts. This thread has legs...or the runs at least...

We are all truly poets at heart.

 

[dispatchguy]

Sign off:

DNAA informational. Item self corrected, ops check normal. 30 hour DMT to confirm normal starfish function.

Info writeup:

Starfish function ops normal, no recurring ebola spew...

 

[CFIcare]

bump

this thread needs to float back up to the top....