Please Help- problem with morning shows!

[mamba20]

I'd also like to add that this might be the greatest thread in the history of the board. I would further like to request that moderators please stable this one at the top as it is sure to become a timeless classic, enjoyed and visited by many of us in the future.

 

[AMT_842]

I'd also like to add that this might be the greatest thread in the history of the board. I would further like to request that moderators please stable this one at the top as it is sure to become a timeless classic, enjoyed and visited by many of us in the future.

I disagree

http://forums.flightinfo.com/showthread.php?t=44435

 

[mamba20]

What's the point in trying to mold a bronze before duty in. You ought to wait until you are on company time to drop a deuce. For added affect, one should wait until critical mass before leaving the flight deck to mosey to the turder in the back of the aircraft. The greatest asthetic pleaser for the pax is the hurried walk, while breathing lemans, all while donning a sweated brow. Don't forget the USA today under the left arm. Also, it is perfectly permissible to smog them on the way back to the lav with fart for a primer. Oh, and just to drive the point home, tuck the toilet paper roll into the back of one's pants and make for the cockpit. The folks will enjoy your experience......

Post of the year!

And mold a bronze? LMFAO!

 

[NuGuy]

Not too long ago I started a medication that, well, created deep in my innards a black tar water, that, when expelled, I swear inside body parts came out.

The Dumb and Dumber toilet scene didnt have nothing on me - but damn, I felt better...

Oh, and the odor - even my dog wouldnt come close for a bit...

Very true. Anti-biotics will kill EVERYTHING in your colon, and you wind up pooping like a 3 month old for 2 years.

Heck, it was sooo bad at one point, my cat tried to cover me up.

Nu

 

[rustypigeon]

The guy brought up a good point though, how come chicks poop so fast??

Chicks poop???!!!

 

[§kyye Candy]

Chicks poop???!!!

That allegation is completely unsubstantiated!

One thing is for sure, we couldn't hold a candle to this conversation.

 

[dojetdriver]

Chicks poop???!!!

Yes! They do indeed poop. But if you ask them, that poop doesn't stink.

 

[§kyye Candy]

Yes! They do indeed poop. But if you ask them, that poop doesn't stink.

Not true. It just doesn't stink like a GUY'S. More along the lines of rose petals, etc.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

In honor of July being National Baked Bean Month, I give you this.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J1PqmRLyTA&feature=related

 

[PBRstreetgang]

Chicks poop???!!!

Nope,
They just like privacy whilst reading Oprah mag. Yeah right, I had a girlfriend who could fart in color! The smell was so bad, when I tried to slam my nostrils shut and not breathe, my eyes would reflexively slam shut and squint so hard I would see colors. Depending on the sulphur content,different colors would appear!
PBR