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Uncle Bunkle said:
I'd rather poo in the airport than poo in the woods. After kicking aside some dirt to make a small hole, you drop a stinky on the ground, then look around for a few leaves to wipe with. And why is it that when you poo outside it smells god-awful? Does the water in the bowl actually mask the smell that much? Every time I've pinched a loaf outside the smell was horrific. It does make a funny sound though, when it hits the ground...so at least you have that going for you...
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Bunkle,

Be careful not to get any on your boots. ;)
 
You guys are killin' me... leave it to pilots to make poop an art form. Girls just don't have these conversations.

(running to get out of the way in case he lights the AB!)
 
Take the extra 10 minutes or whatever it takes and do the deed. I'd much rather get up 10 minutes early and take care of business than have to do the walk of shame, or deal with the 50 yard dash once you pull into the gate.

Then there is always the Cleveland Steamer, or the Blumpkin if you think you are really slick, or should I say sick?
 
WalterSobchak said:
ASTAIRE
A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.
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Also known as the SENATOR.
 
CFIcare said:
PBRstreetgang said:
Oprah who?

*re-engages stealth mode*

Back to the topic at hand: Does anyone else have any luck catching Corn-Speckled Sewer Trout on 5lb test with a maribou jig?
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Hey! That wasn't me who posted that -I'm not bored and unhappy enough to be an Oprah fan!

OTOH, even she sounds better than sewer trout... But carry on.. it's not my thread! :D
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Hey...

I would much rather wake up early in the morning...take the browns to the superbowl in the comfort of my own crapper that drive to work and have to dump a grumpy in a public pooper. And pooping in the plane is an emergency situation.
 
Through the wonders of technology this is being done wirelessly from the room in the hotel where we exercise this very function.

My only advice .. if you let one go in flight then you are returning into a company asset exactly what they are paying you. and actually earning it!
 
I sometimes will defer the lav service if it's not too bad just so I can leave a load in SLC, keeps me sane and I sit quite aways from the crapper. Remember fukkem we got their money!
PBR
 
Remember there are three useless things in aviation, runway behind you, fuel truck on the ground, and that nice comfortable crapper back at the FBO or Terminal. Make sure you drop them kids off at the pool before going on that long first morning flight! You'll regret it if you don't.
 

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