Please Help- problem with morning shows!

[M-crit]

Your best bet is to adjust to it and enjoy it. You'll feel much better throughout the day having evac'd the excrement.

I believe this is called poo-phoria, or the act of receiving great enjoyment and pleasure in being able to release feces when you want and how you want. Some even claim to have experienced religious-like deity after such an occasion.

 

[PBRstreetgang]

I believe this is called poo-phoria, or the act of receiving great enjoyment and pleasure in being able to release feces when you want and how you want. Some even claim to have experienced religious-like deity after such an occasion.

I think its called "the rapture". I feel all anew after! Controlling ones tater, it is a command thing.
PBR

 

[WalterSobchak]

I laughed so hard I almost peed in my pants

You mean you almost crapped your pants...stick with the subject matter.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Bare down and ask yourself...


Who.......Does.......Number 2.......Work.......For?

Who.......Does.......Number 2.......Work.......For?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UwEmoiRNdg

 

[PBRstreetgang]

5 pages minimum!

 

[WalterSobchak]

5 pages minimum!

Nothing brings us all together like a doo-doo thread.

Now for #2...page 2, I mean.

 

[Amish RakeFight]

If you regularly spend 10-15 minutes on the bowl, you're in for some colonospcopy exams in the near future.

 

[Soverytired]

Best.

Thread-start

Ever.

 

[PBRstreetgang]

If you regularly spend 10-15 minutes on the bowl, you're in for some colonospcopy exams in the near future.

If you do anything other than relax, a rhoidectomy will be in your future.
PBR

 

[acaTerry]

Good gawd man! If I EVER missed JimboRealGoodPilot its now. He'd have hijacked this thread and turned it into the best krapfest ever. Anyone remember that guy? He was the reason I subscribed.
Krapping out doc hatches, keep your props out of ord, and so on.
Now, back to the point....
Drink a Guinness the night before, right before bedtime. :beer: You'll wake up and within 10 minutes you'll be on the seat :0 , just relax it'll leap out . Geez, it'll throw itself at the water and you'll even have to shake and break it because it will be like a big clay snake. Fast finish and minimal wipeup too. You'll feel like a new man . It's been working for me since 1998.