CFIcare
DMC driver
- Joined
- Jul 26, 2002
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I think its called "the rapture". I feel all anew after! Controlling ones tater, it is a command thing.
PBR
Born again power dumpers! Awesome!!
Here's a recipe for anal afterburner:
1. jug of unfiltered, unpasteurized, slightly fermented apple cider. Chug it.
2. any variety of bean burrito with the hottest sauce available. Corn/raisins are optional if you need more buckshot.
3. seatbelt/bowl-mounted handles
Wait about 15 minutes for the methane, alcohol, sugar and sulfites to reach critical mixture.
Light off will be spontaneous and continuous. Clear the area of non-essential personnel and pets. Apologize to the toilet when you're done.
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