PBRstreetgang
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Well,
I was coming back to SFO after doing a Canada turn in the 700. I was eating those nasty UAL emergency snack mixes. Seems my system will not allow more than 2-3 bags in my gut at a time, we were in the inital descent into SFO and the tater gave me a courtesy rumble, and I realized that now way would I make the airport. Called the F/A and went aft to the stainless mug of poo catcher. Made it in and the race to get seated was almost lost, the MSG powered snack mix wrecked the mug, with moderate backsplash on the bottom of the seat(and my can/tater), the smell was similar to burning tires and rotting road kill, I felt bad! After cleaning as much as I could, and sterilizing my tater(handi wipes rule), I left the scene ot the crime. The walk back up was brisk, since we were decending. The smell stopped after I got 4-5 rows forward. I didn't even look at the pax on the way forward, it's my airplane, and if I wanna wreck the chitter, I can! Never, repeat never, eat the UAL emergency snacks!
PBR
I was coming back to SFO after doing a Canada turn in the 700. I was eating those nasty UAL emergency snack mixes. Seems my system will not allow more than 2-3 bags in my gut at a time, we were in the inital descent into SFO and the tater gave me a courtesy rumble, and I realized that now way would I make the airport. Called the F/A and went aft to the stainless mug of poo catcher. Made it in and the race to get seated was almost lost, the MSG powered snack mix wrecked the mug, with moderate backsplash on the bottom of the seat(and my can/tater), the smell was similar to burning tires and rotting road kill, I felt bad! After cleaning as much as I could, and sterilizing my tater(handi wipes rule), I left the scene ot the crime. The walk back up was brisk, since we were decending. The smell stopped after I got 4-5 rows forward. I didn't even look at the pax on the way forward, it's my airplane, and if I wanna wreck the chitter, I can! Never, repeat never, eat the UAL emergency snacks!
PBR