Please Help- problem with morning shows!

[acaTerry]

Too often passengers have this idea that pilots are god like beings with total control over the universe.

We're not?

 

[PBRstreetgang]

Whew!
Sitrep:
Punched out a grump today, tater function, normal!
PBR

 

[dispatchguy]

Here's a "log"book writeup:

Ebola spew 2x last night, tater function normal, no repeat, no recur.

 

[LowlyPropCapt]

Here's a "log"book writeup:

Ebola spew 2x last night, tater function normal, no repeat, no recur.

Sign off:

DNAA informational. Item self corrected, ops check normal. 30 hour DMT to confirm normal starfish function.

 

[skypine69]

you guys are failures. this thread about poop got to the second page. WTF!?

 

[g-code]

6 pack of Bud Light and 18-24 of the "blazing" wings from Buffalo Wild Wings will fill your guts with napalm.

What ensues is 30 minutes of sweating, grunting, praying, tears, and humiliation. Consider it a success if your fingernails aren't embedded in the wall.

The best part is laying ass-up on the bed afterwards with the ceiling fan on high while the USGS wonders what just registered a 2.1 on the Richter scale in SAT.

Nothing like a 'hot-start' to get you going in the morning.

 

[CFIcare]

The best part is laying ass-up on the bed afterwards with the ceiling fan on high while the USGS wonders what just registered a 2.1 on the Richter scale in SAT.

Nothing like a 'hot-start' to get you going in the morning.

NICE!

Funny how this thread started on the subject of hung starts and then evolved into eloquent prose about hot starts. This thread has legs...or the runs at least...

 

[g-code]

NICE!

Funny how this thread started on the subject of hung starts and then evolved into eloquent prose about hot starts. This thread has legs...or the runs at least...

We are all truly poets at heart.

 

[dispatchguy]

Sign off:

DNAA informational. Item self corrected, ops check normal. 30 hour DMT to confirm normal starfish function.

Info writeup:

Starfish function ops normal, no recurring ebola spew...

 

[CFIcare]

bump

this thread needs to float back up to the top....

 

[Salukipilot4590]

I dont have the morning show issue but here is something you all should NEVER do before going to bed on a long overnight (More than 24 hours).

Don't drink a full gallon of orange juice...the acids will make you puke...

 

[WalterSobchak]

I just unleashed a glorious one in the johns by gate 75 in LAX...but the dude in the stall down the row seemed to be having some serious issues. Sounded like he was giving birth.

 

[relief tube]

wow....5 minutes from your life that you can never get back.

 

[onionluvr]

All I can say is, I love this thread! Is that wrong?

 

[LowlyPropCapt]

All I can say is, I love this thread! Is that wrong?

No... There are few things funnier than poop.