Please Help- problem with morning shows!

[CFIcare]

Pilots favorite subject-turds, Dispatchers-food, chicks-Oprah. Notice a trend here?, me neither.
PBR

Oprah who?

*re-engages stealth mode*

Back to the topic at hand: Does anyone else have any luck catching Corn-Speckled Sewer Trout on 5lb test with a maribou jig?

 

[§kyye Candy]

Oprah who?

*re-engages stealth mode*

Back to the topic at hand: Does anyone else have any luck catching Corn-Speckled Sewer Trout on 5lb test with a maribou jig?

Hey! That wasn't me who posted that -I'm not bored and unhappy enough to be an Oprah fan!

OTOH, even she sounds better than sewer trout... But carry on.. it's not my thread!

 

[§kyye Candy]

Just when I thought I had nothing to add to the poop thread...

http://www.hallpass.com/media/surelock.html

Is this the right thread? Maybe I should have started one called "Home Improvement!"

 

[flatspin7]

Hey...

I would much rather wake up early in the morning...take the browns to the superbowl in the comfort of my own crapper that drive to work and have to dump a grumpy in a public pooper. And pooping in the plane is an emergency situation.

 

[CoATP]

Through the wonders of technology this is being done wirelessly from the room in the hotel where we exercise this very function.

My only advice .. if you let one go in flight then you are returning into a company asset exactly what they are paying you. and actually earning it!

 

[PBRstreetgang]

I sometimes will defer the lav service if it's not too bad just so I can leave a load in SLC, keeps me sane and I sit quite aways from the crapper. Remember fukkem we got their money!
PBR

 

[Rokit88]

If you regularly spend 10-15 minutes on the bowl, you're in for some colonospcopy exams in the near future.

Why? Just cause I like to read?

 

[dispatchguy]

So, it sounds like the OP needs some help in this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_UgnqOgqUE

Department...

Go get some Turdo-Lax!

 

[Pattern-Master]

Remember there are three useless things in aviation, runway behind you, fuel truck on the ground, and that nice comfortable crapper back at the FBO or Terminal. Make sure you drop them kids off at the pool before going on that long first morning flight! You'll regret it if you don't.

 

[CFIcare]

Starbucks triple shot espresso. Turbo lax.

Liquid Schwartz for your intestinal Winnebago.