Please Help- problem with morning shows!

[CFIcare]

Ok, I refuse to click on "ratemypoo.com"...though I have a few friends who undoubtably will race to post their own creations.

This is the Second Coming of the "Diarreah in a Freighter" thread.

Or the second wave...

 

[WalterSobchak]

Ok, I refuse to click on "ratemypoo.com"...though I have a few friends who undoubtably will race to post their own creations

I have a friend that has been posting his creations on that site for years (the same friend used to take pics of his 'creations' on our cameras as a surprise for us later on).

I, on the other hand, am with you and refuse to click. There are limits to crap humour.

 

[wlacy]

A man should be proud of his own concoctions no matter how rancid the odor may be.

 

[dispatchguy]

Not too long ago I started a medication that, well, created deep in my innards a black tar water, that, when expelled, I swear inside body parts came out.

The Dumb and Dumber toilet scene didnt have nothing on me - but damn, I felt better...

Oh, and the odor - even my dog wouldnt come close for a bit...

 

[crxpilot]

The Poopie List

THE POOPIE LIST


Ghost Poopie The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. Clean Poopie The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. Wet Poopie The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain. Second Wave Poopie This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more. Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. Gassy Poopie It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing. Drinker Poopie The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. Lincoln Log Poopie The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. Corn Poopie Self-explanatory. Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie The kind where you want to Poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times. Spinal Tap Poopie That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways. Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump) The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water. Liquid Poopie The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl. Mexican Poopie It smells so bad your nose burns. The Surprise Poopie You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops.......a Poopie!!! The Dangling Poopie This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

 

[WMUSIGPI]

The one nice thing about the A model over B model Saabs... at least when a pax destroyed the lav it had to whaff through the entire plane to get to you instead of attacking you immediatly after the FA.
Hopefully by then you were already on the ground.

 

[Colonel Savage]

Nothing a little Colon Blow won't take care of. Like my Grand Ma used to say, "A well lived life begins with a clean colon". Then she would shove a broom stick up Grand Paw's a$$.

Savages at their best!

 

[Grinder10]

If you feel like you might shart you can always fold a paper towel and insert it into you crack as a manpon.

 

[Ezralite]

During my high school/college years I worked with a guy who, every morning at precisely 10am, had to take his raisin bran dump. As his boss I was at first annoyed by it but then had to accept it. What are you gonna do, tell him he can't go?

 

[mamba20]

I always go by the 3 C's. Coffee, Cigarette and CNN. Regardless of the time of day the combination of the 3 generally helps produce a movement.