Please Help- problem with morning shows!

[PBRstreetgang]

if you are on an SFO overnite go down to castro and market in some tight jeans and cowboy boots. make googly eyes at any guy on the street and take him back to your room and let him take you up the a$$. this will open things up so everything will just slide out nice and easy in the morning!

Always good to have someone who has tried something report back. I will stay with jalapenos, coffee and cheap airport chinese food though.
PBR
P.S. YEAH 10 pages of pure Mesa core subject matter!

 

[dispatchguy]

if you are on an SFO overnite go down to castro and market in some tight jeans and cowboy boots. make googly eyes at any guy on the street and take him back to your room and let him take you up the a$$. this will open things up so everything will just slide out nice and easy in the morning!

No thanks, I want my buh-hymen to stay intact!

 

[dwcaviator]

Boss makes a dollar.

I make a dime.

That's why I crap on company time!

 

[WalterSobchak]

Boss makes a dollar.

I make a dime.

That's why I crap on company time!

Which takes us back to the link I posted on page one...

 

[CFIcare]

if you are on an SFO overnite go down to castro and market in some tight jeans and cowboy boots. make googly eyes at any guy on the street and take him back to your room and let him take you up the a$$. this will open things up so everything will just slide out nice and easy in the morning!

Way to test pilot that maneuver for us. We'll take your word for it. Glad everything went so smoothly. Thanks for taking one for the team!

 

[skypine69]

I do what i can.

 

[PBRstreetgang]

Well,
I violated my own rule. I had a nasty breakfast burrito for starters(w/habenero), and made the mistake of having airport chinese for lunch. Chased all with a regular coke(free top offs). The rumble started as the last piece of The Generals chicken hit bottom. I quickly made my way to the "Family Bathroom" at DIA, barely made it through the door, peanutbutter pudding eruption, with habenero reheat on the tailfeathers. I think the mug took the brunt of the jetblast(minor etching on the porcelain). The seat deflected most back into the water(I think I even got some on the wall), but I received a healthy backsplash, on to the tater, which actually worked to cool the overheated tater.
Bottom line, the "family bathroom" was wrecked until the janitors could call the hazmat team in. Lesson relearned!
PBR

 

[CA1900]

Well,
I violated my own rule. I had a nasty breakfast burrito for starters(w/habenero)

That's what I had for breakfast, too.


... two hours later, it sounded like somebody was dumping a gallon-size Ziploc bag of vegetable-beef soup into the toilet... :laugh:

 

[SilverandSore]

I haven't laughed this hard in weeks. So who's the ASA crew that was talking about fecal contamination on ops last week when the storms hit? Deets...

 

[CFIcare]

Well,
I violated my own rule. I had a nasty breakfast burrito for starters(w/habenero), and made the mistake of having airport chinese for lunch. Chased all with a regular coke(free top offs).

There ya go. Recipe for anal annihilation. Beans, nuclear peppers, and MSG, with bubbly carbonated pump primer. What did you expect? I'm tellin' ya.....Jell-o pudding pops for soothing yer can-annular. Bill Cosby even said so.

 

[pilotdiscretion]

Too often passengers have this idea that pilots are god like beings with total control over the universe. No, it is not my fault a hurricane slammed into Florida. I do not control the budget for spare parts. My magical powers prevented me from picking up the tug with my mind before it hit the airplane and no I can't stay awake for 24 hours and not feel the effects of fatigue.

Why do we fight this problem? Because passengers never see the human side of pilots.

I say it's time to change that.

Every pilot has a responsibility to leave the cockpit in flight and with a newspaper under one arm, a cup of coffee in the other hold your head up and march with pride to the lav and poop in such a magnificent manner that the ladies are gagging and men are tearing up.

I can crap with the best of em and I'm proud of it.

 

[CA1900]

Make sure you do it with gusto:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akX8MvQPtT8



(That never stops being funny! :laugh: )

 

[CRJ's suck]

I don't function in the morning without at least 2 or the "3 S's" completed...and shave is the one I can get away with not doing.
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Funny, I thought there were 4 S's to do in the morning.

 

[lowtimedriver]

I'd rather poo in the airport than poo in the woods.

No kidding, afterall, if you poop in the woods you may run across a drunk and naked FO looking for a good time.

 

[lowtimedriver]

I disagree

http://forums.flightinfo.com/showthread.php?t=44435

Agreed, especially the post by the guy who had three chili dogs at Rally's before a flight. I never laughed so hard.