Please Help- problem with morning shows!

[acaTerry]

We're headed for a thread that will be even longer than "the hottest flight attendant" thread.

 

[aurip]

You will be a full fledged regional pilot when you can not chit all day and only feel slight discomfort, kinda like the jumpseat on an RJ. Its the chit camel syndrome. When you get to the hotel room, its like a pavlovian thing, I can't walk through though the room door without almost krapping my drawers. You will be there someday grasshopper.
PBR

I just sharted I was laughing so hard!

 

[SilverandSore]

Lately, I've had a streak of 'The Giggling Sh!ts'. Not when I'm at home or in private, just when I'm at work using the bathroom down in ops (C spine). Lots of pre-movement action, lots of giggles, a little spray on the back stop and KABOOOM!

You know that little count you do, like you're counting cards, someone just walked in, we're at +2, someone just walked out, down to +1. You gotta be able to count so that you're down to 0 after all the fun.

 

[Ezralite]

My new signature line!

Glad you liked it.

 

[Spinn555]

*Plop Plop*

 

[WalterSobchak]

After reading all this I think I have to go take a Mesa and then wipe my Ornstein.

Thread over...you win.

 

[XPOO]

Chicks poop???!!!

Here's the proof!

 

[dispatchguy]

I so didnt need to see that!

 

[Kingzrt]

This is the funniest damn thread i have ever seen, Hats off. I have your reciept for disaster its very simple, Any cheap piss in a can and micro MAC & Cheese. You will blow that balloon knot before you know it. Trust me the brown eye won't know what hit it.

 

[dispatchguy]

I am diabetic (hence a DX), and therefore I pop some pretty gnarly meds for the diabetes. Every now and then, I get tired of pill popping, so I lay off for a few days.

Once I restart those meds, I can literally set a timer, and within 2 hours after, my innards are turning into an Ebola-like liquified stew that one time, I was doubled over in so much pain that the only way to get to the crapper was a low crawl like in boot camp, never mind the fact that I was clenching the outflow valve with every mental and physical cell in my body, or I would be leaving a blackish brown trail the likes should never been seen by humanity.

I can still feel the pain, years later.

Oh, that night was at my crashpad; thankfully no one else was in that night...

 

[CFIcare]

I am diabetic (hence a DX), and therefore I pop some pretty gnarly meds for the diabetes. Every now and then, I get tired of pill popping, so I lay off for a few days.

Once I restart those meds, I can literally set a timer, and within 2 hours after, my innards are turning into an Ebola-like liquified stew that one time, I was doubled over in so much pain that the only way to get to the crapper was a low crawl like in boot camp, never mind the fact that I was clenching the outflow valve with every mental and physical cell in my body, or I would be leaving a blackish brown trail the likes should never been seen by humanity.

I can still feel the pain, years later.

Oh, that night was at my crashpad; thankfully no one else was in that night...

Your outflow valve's position may be linked to your squat switch if you are doing a cannonball run.

Nothing like the sound of 30 feet of intestine uncoiling into a straight pipe to make you want to dump the cabin.

C'mon people. Don't let this thread poop out!

 

[§kyye Candy]

Maybe a match.

hot fantasies is another thread!

 

[CFIcare]

double post. #2 variety

 

[CFIcare]

hot fantasies is another thread!

Hmmm....really? I think it DEPENDS!:nuts:

 

[skypine69]

if you are on an SFO overnite go down to castro and market in some tight jeans and cowboy boots. make googly eyes at any guy on the street and take him back to your room and let him take you up the a$$. this will open things up so everything will just slide out nice and easy in the morning!

 

[PBRstreetgang]

if you are on an SFO overnite go down to castro and market in some tight jeans and cowboy boots. make googly eyes at any guy on the street and take him back to your room and let him take you up the a$$. this will open things up so everything will just slide out nice and easy in the morning!

Always good to have someone who has tried something report back. I will stay with jalapenos, coffee and cheap airport chinese food though.
PBR
P.S. YEAH 10 pages of pure Mesa core subject matter!

 

[dispatchguy]

if you are on an SFO overnite go down to castro and market in some tight jeans and cowboy boots. make googly eyes at any guy on the street and take him back to your room and let him take you up the a$$. this will open things up so everything will just slide out nice and easy in the morning!

No thanks, I want my buh-hymen to stay intact!

 

[dwcaviator]

Boss makes a dollar.

I make a dime.

That's why I crap on company time!

 

[WalterSobchak]

Boss makes a dollar.

I make a dime.

That's why I crap on company time!

Which takes us back to the link I posted on page one...

 

[CFIcare]

if you are on an SFO overnite go down to castro and market in some tight jeans and cowboy boots. make googly eyes at any guy on the street and take him back to your room and let him take you up the a$$. this will open things up so everything will just slide out nice and easy in the morning!

Way to test pilot that maneuver for us. We'll take your word for it. Glad everything went so smoothly. Thanks for taking one for the team!