So, I guess that is a natural segway into the question:
What would you rather have to see if you had no choice:
1. A huge schlong?
OR
2. A huge camel toe?
I'll go with huge camel toe hands down. My concern is that this is a Trannie thread. That huge camel toe may be one of those 'surprise' moments ...
... it's a joke people. We need to start laughing at ourselves again. Self-depricating humor isn't a bad thing.