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PRINCE AKEEM
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That was just WRONG!!!
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And thus 883 Chicken Hacker was born...
BS, it was a secret Swedish program to destroy both animal life AND airline profitability in the US....... good thing we found out about it and passed that on to some other airlines, otherwise Regions might be in trouble financially......
BS, it was a secret Swedish program to destroy both animal life AND airline profitability in the US ....... good thing we found out about it and passed that on to some other airlines, otherwise Regions might be in trouble financially......
Darn it, I thought this was still a secret, I guess not! dang you Valerie Plame, you talkative undercover-pretend byatch; I thought we had an agreement?!
Since the little rat betrayed the super-secretive, highly undercover program, I guess I might as well tell you the rest of the story.
You were right, the secret program was meant to destroy animal life of course, but not necessarily the profitability of airlines.
Instead, it was meant to destroy the airports themselves by making the public feel unsafe when taking off and landing at those airports.
This way, the almighty Swedish Air Farce would be able to market their JAS Gripen 39 fighter jets to countries that use highways and interstates as opposed to runways for their aircraft. The thought was to start with small airports and gradually expend to larger ones. Eventually, the Gripen would get a stretched version that would be able to fly passengers AND serve the Air Force at the same time. Well, of course the superb counterintelligence service, also known as TSA, put an end to this project.
As a certified runway saboteur I even received a small gift from the Swedish spy agency, nicknamed the "meatball mafia" and have it parked in my driveway; use it to shop at Kroger all the time.
My Driveway
Also, check out the superb training of the TSA counter-anti-intelligence agents...
TSA Clicky Linky
Darn it, I thought this was still a secret, I guess not! dang you Valerie Plame, you talkative undercover-pretend byatch; I thought we had an agreement?!
Since the little rat betrayed the super-secretive, highly undercover program, I guess I might as well tell you the rest of the story.
You were right, the secret program was meant to destroy animal life of course, but not necessarily the profitability of airlines.
Instead, it was meant to destroy the airports themselves by making the public feel unsafe when taking off and landing at those airports.
This way, the almighty Swedish Air Farce would be able to market their JAS Gripen 39 fighter jets to countries that use highways and interstates as opposed to runways for their aircraft. The thought was to start with small airports and gradually expend to larger ones. Eventually, the Gripen would get a stretched version that would be able to fly passengers AND serve the Air Force at the same time. Well, of course the superb counterintelligence service, also known as TSA, put an end to this project.
As a certified runway saboteur I even received a small gift from the Swedish spy agency, nicknamed the "meatball mafia" and have it parked in my driveway; use it to shop at Kroger all the time.
My Driveway
Also, check out the superb training of the TSA counter-anti-intelligence agents...
TSA Clicky Linky
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belchfire
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naaah..... the goats were killed on landing that F-16 wannabe on AV8Or's driveway. Check the nose of that aircraft, is it over the hold short line?
Hehehehehe
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Revive The Cockroach/Cockroach Is Dead Party
As most of you all probably already know, but some may not, we will be having our final party together collectively as a group. It is scheduled for this Friday 3/23 at K.M.'s in Murfreesboro (the usual hotspot). We have been doing our best to get the word out, so if you know any current/ex-corpexer out there be sure to let them now. Some old school guys from as far away as CO are coming! The Carolina Mafia is invited as well...just leave the muskets at home fellas...:uzi:
Seriously though, there are a lot of empty rooms here with all the local Nashville guys. PM me if you need help finding somewhere to crash and I will try to help you out. ps. Last one standing does not get his eyebrows shaved!!!
As most of you all probably already know, but some may not, we will be having our final party together collectively as a group. It is scheduled for this Friday 3/23 at K.M.'s in Murfreesboro (the usual hotspot). We have been doing our best to get the word out, so if you know any current/ex-corpexer out there be sure to let them now. Some old school guys from as far away as CO are coming! The Carolina Mafia is invited as well...just leave the muskets at home fellas...:uzi:
Seriously though, there are a lot of empty rooms here with all the local Nashville guys. PM me if you need help finding somewhere to crash and I will try to help you out. ps. Last one standing does not get his eyebrows shaved!!!
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The Carolina Mafia only comes unarmed when we've been out on the line...fracking TSA...y'all never know when some damm yankee is going to show up!
I, well, er two of us were the last standing (uh, sort of, holding the counter to the floor laughing our arses off) drunk calling everyone at 0330 (poor Cupcake actually answered!
) as one of those things slowly came stumbling to a lurching, alcohol induced cessation of activity-holy cats, my liver!
I did discover that vanallia rum goes good in coffee (BB or someone had drunk all the burbon) the next morning and does wonders for uncaging the eyeballs of the walking dead...I assure you that should you be a hanger on, hair of the dog will be required to take away the pain the next afternoon!
All y'all know that you are in my thoughs and that I will be there in spirits if not in person...
Drive safely!
I, well, er two of us were the last standing (uh, sort of, holding the counter to the floor laughing our arses off) drunk calling everyone at 0330 (poor Cupcake actually answered!
) as one of those things slowly came stumbling to a lurching, alcohol induced cessation of activity-holy cats, my liver!I did discover that vanallia rum goes good in coffee (BB or someone had drunk all the burbon) the next morning and does wonders for uncaging the eyeballs of the walking dead...I assure you that should you be a hanger on, hair of the dog will be required to take away the pain the next afternoon!
All y'all know that you are in my thoughs and that I will be there in spirits if not in person...
Drive safely!
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Nicely done old friend...but I didn't see any moonshine in the photos...an onerous ommission!
alas, them what write the checks have conspired against me-the corpex CLEP (Collosal Liver Enlargement Program) will have to do without my influence this time around...but wherever and whenever I am at the appointed time you will be in my thoughts-and if the situation permits a raised glass to all my friends and those that have suffered worse since my departure.
Salute, Prost and so on...
Someone really needs to bring in some Chicken Lips though!
Carry on!
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I pray Dear God at least one more in particular...and all the rest of them in general! Amen.
Kilo Foxtrot too? Congratufrackinglations! You are one of the good ones! Someone is leaving me a little too far out of the loop. How can the all knowing Belchfire get by on such scanty info! Y'all are trying to make me look bad! Wait...I do a good enough job of that myself!
Y'all are failing to make me look good!
There, that's better!
Alas, I will be hitting PANC about the time things start to spool down in the CDT zone.
Frack!
Izzokay...there will be a supersecret party later on for them with grey hair from teaching all y'all whippersnappers to to be good jball drivers...
hehehehe...
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