Regions Air????

[CopilotDoug]

i think my saab farewell tour starts on friday. then it's five weeks off!

Considering the state of the planes, there's a 2 in 5 chance your tour will make it as far as Taxiway Kilo, and then there's a 7 out of 8 chance it will end with the airplane getting towed back to the gate. Good luck, we'll have the MX tug ready.

 

[CopilotDoug]

YAMACO! Did you know Pacific Wings is hiring???

 

[Pigpilot]

Sounds like things are continuing on a southbound slide over there. What are the current pilot numbers over there? Are the cities headed for Mesa? Are there enough pilots to fly the planes or are there no planes for the pilots to fly? I heard DC was getting a 21 million dollar bonus the end of January.

 

[Smiliner]

GEEZ...paychecks are bouncing...there's your sign.

I hear the band playing on the promenade deck, and this ship is sinking.

 

[ContractFlyer]

If anyone wants to come over to Bimini Island Air, I can easily put in a good word. We currently have a former Regions f/a in training right now.

 

[Tram]

Hey ContractFLyer - Hook me up.

 

[CopilotDoug]

...and this ship is sinking.

It's more like a garbage barge

 

[PRINCE AKEEM]

Round and round we swirl! I'm doing my best to leave streaks on the porcelain.

 

[Tram]

Ohh, I'm leavin' some marks...

Let's see.. we lost 8 guys... last week..

 

[CopilotDoug]

What kind of F'ed up analogy is this?

I've jumped out of the bowl and am making a break for the door!