"Great" cockpit talk..

[jetexas]

After Landing:
"Kill Two"

FO shuts down both engines.

"OK, so now how are we gonna taxi?"

(With the APU thrust...naturally)

"Huh"..."Anyway, even if we could do that...do you happen to remember that we used a bottle to start earlier??...call a tug!!"

 

[CesnaCaptn]

"a.g.m."

I don't think this one is as well known as it should be...

 

[CesnaCaptn]

Captain to FO briefing:

Close your eyes and tell me what you see...
That's yours.
Now open your eyes and tell me what you see...
That's mine.

 

[doh]

I use that one all the time!
The CA proclaiming, "I do everything standard."
Me, "Uhhhhh...... what?"

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are!:laugh:

 

[Occam's Razor]

After Landing:
"Kill Two"

At NWA, when we do single-engine taxi-in on the 'Bus, the call is "OJ!"...which means kill two.

 

[DannyNoonan]

Captain to FO briefing:

Close your eyes and tell me what you see...
That's yours.
Now open your eyes and tell me what you see...
That's mine.

Love it!!

 

[Papa Woody]

At NWA, when we do single-engine taxi-in on the 'Bus, the call is "OJ!"...which means kill two.

OK...that's good!

That will now become SOP in my cockpit.

 

[Coool Hand Luke]

Yea, I am gonna borrow that one too.

 

[CA1900]

"Wrong way fukc head!"

Same system in the Citation I'm in. It's actually a feature: Automatic Clearing Turns!

 

[pilotpat]

Luckily I'm driving the rental car today.