"Great" cockpit talk..

[temcgrew]

Yeah, I got some hair gell. It's in my backpack by my Ipod.

 

[SuperPilot]

Brief to the FO's: "See this line down the middle of the cockpit? Everything to the left of it is mine. Everything to the right of it is mine."

 

[Grey Ghost]

After missing a radio call and ATC a little annoyed, I just say "sorry I was on the Land Line say Again"

 

[Grey Ghost]

Flaps up
Gear up
Time to light up

 

[Grey Ghost]

"Want some root beer with that float?" (a floated landing)

That figures, hows JFK treating you? You freedom guys are funny.

 

[Grey Ghost]

Short final......Did we call in range?

 

[urflyingme?!]

p dubs is in training

 

[Corbon]

Ground: "Runway XX follow American"
Me and FO: " Crap"

 

[dingo222]

"Those are summer girls......some are 14 some are 15."

or those are "summer teeth", some are in her mouth, some are in her pocket. Only works in WV,AR,and KY.

 

[EDUC8-or]

Turn on autopilot: "George be drivin'." or "Awesomepilot's on."

After turning off the autopilot in the CRJ due to a snap roll onto the LOC and one too many S-turn down final: "George, you're fired."

 

[pdub20s]

p dubs is in training

Thanks for the back up lol

 

[SF340Guy]

After floating pretty far down rwy 5 in FWA, 10,000' long...
"Hey. leave some runway for the rest of us!!!"

 

[pilotpat]

After a long night of drinking in Vegas.........

"You want this leg?"

 

[Rook]

After a long night of drinking in Vegas.........

"You want this leg?"

Replace Vegas with MKE and...well never mind.:beer:

 

[Papa Woody]

**warning** **warning**

If a Captain's briefing starts with:

"I'm laid back".....

...then he's gonna end up being a prick and a royal pain-in-the-ass.

 

[Mesabi Miner]

"Clear and closed?"

"Rowdy the Dowtys and Dangle the Dunlops"

After a fast Saab approach and touchdown...

"Flight Idle Stop Released..... and................ there's Vref."

 

[Vne]

After a 'firm landing' over the PA " Those of you who have flown with First Officer Smith before will appreciate how much his landings have improved!"

 

[The Drizzle]

when reviewing landing data on the release on a rainy day, "The runways are the way i like my women, open and wet."

 

[DrewBlows]

If a Captain's briefing starts with:

"I'm laid back".....

...then he's gonna end up being a prick and a royal pain-in-the-ass.

This is universal aviation truth #1.

Here's one of my favorites.

"How's the outside?" (Translation: "Is the pre-flight check complete?")


"All of the big stuff and most of the small stuff is there." (Translation: "Yes.")

 

[aviatrix]

when reviewing landing data on the release on a rainy day, "The runways are the way i like my women, open and wet."

Wow....you guys really say this sh*t???