"Great" cockpit talk..

[DrewBlows]

After most of my landings...


"...ahhhh FUDGE!" (but I don't say fudge)

 

[Coool Hand Luke]

"Release the hounds!" When turning off the seat belt sign.

 

[nwa_contrails]

"We need that to live." (Simpson's throwback.)

Heheh, i remember that one....we need someone to fly to the windy city!!! It's gonna be windy!

 

[xjgearbtch]

Throw it in deep reverse... "eat seats you b#tches"

 

[bizzum]

After greasing it on....look to my left and say "you mind callin the tower to find out if we are on the ground?" ......then the ground spoilers come up....

 

[fatdumbandhappy]

"a.g.m."

 

[pilotpat]

Gear up...rings off

and my personal favorite ~

You gonna eat that???

 

[Occam's Razor]

"No reading until your revisions are done!"

"Take that, Detroit!" (firm touchdown comment)

"Nice impact, Mr. Richter! That'll have FEMA out here by Thursday!" (another hard landing comment)

"Nice job, Maverick! You don't need to leave room for your wingman on the left side...so next time, land it on centerline."

"Two-hopper to Jeter...who fire's to first!" (comment after a bounced landing)

"Pull my finger!"

 

[OPECJet]

This airplane, that runway, any questions?

Outta here, back into here, any questions?

This thing's a piece of s___.....

 

[DannyNoonan]

You done with that usa today??

(sudoku)