"Great" cockpit talk..

[jetexas]

After Landing:
"Kill Two"

FO shuts down both engines.

"OK, so now how are we gonna taxi?"

(With the APU thrust...naturally)

"Huh"..."Anyway, even if we could do that...do you happen to remember that we used a bottle to start earlier??...call a tug!!"

 

[CesnaCaptn]

"a.g.m."

I don't think this one is as well known as it should be...

 

[CesnaCaptn]

Captain to FO briefing:

Close your eyes and tell me what you see...
That's yours.
Now open your eyes and tell me what you see...
That's mine.

 

[doh]

I use that one all the time!
The CA proclaiming, "I do everything standard."
Me, "Uhhhhh...... what?"

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are!:laugh:

 

[Occam's Razor]

After Landing:
"Kill Two"

At NWA, when we do single-engine taxi-in on the 'Bus, the call is "OJ!"...which means kill two.

 

[DannyNoonan]

Captain to FO briefing:

Close your eyes and tell me what you see...
That's yours.
Now open your eyes and tell me what you see...
That's mine.

Love it!!

 

[Papa Woody]

At NWA, when we do single-engine taxi-in on the 'Bus, the call is "OJ!"...which means kill two.

OK...that's good!

That will now become SOP in my cockpit.

 

[Coool Hand Luke]

Yea, I am gonna borrow that one too.

 

[CA1900]

"Wrong way fukc head!"

Same system in the Citation I'm in. It's actually a feature: Automatic Clearing Turns!

 

[pilotpat]

Luckily I'm driving the rental car today.

 

[submachXJ]

"Do you want me to ask for lower?" Looking at the guy next to me floating down the runway.

 

[The Drizzle]

It's actually a feature: Automatic Clearing Turns!

aka Honeywell Shuffle

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

left knee
Right Knee
Weenee

Or left thigh, right thigh, hair pie...

 

[bigboeings]

Your high, but thats ok, cause your fast!! Or High, Fast, and outta Ideas.

 

[acaTerry]

to ATC: Umm...whatcha painting out in front of us? (as it gets progressively darker inside)

I guess you fly the ERJ...radar sucks

 

[acaTerry]

Briefing the entirely wrong approach and then saying "any questions?" and still the guy says "no, sounds good"...HILARIOUS the look you get when you hand him the plate and he still doesn't get why you're laughing

 

[Sioux115]

Boarding (non jetway)-Did you see the tits on that one!

 

[sitbackrelax]

Boarding (non jetway)-Did you see the tits on that one!

"Those are summer girls......some are 14 some are 15."

 

[The Drizzle]

"Those are summer girls......some are 14 some are 15."

"You can't spell 'yummy' without UM!"

 

[pilotpat]

I guess you fly the ERJ...radar sucks

Nope just a circa 1978 RCA P.O.S.