"Great" cockpit talk..

[JDREsquire1224]

"Sure, turn it on, it's free!"

"Use 'them' if you need 'them'."

"I'll get you some news."

Those are just 3 random I thought of, I'm sure you can add...

 

[CA1900]

Uhhhhhh........ what?

 

[Tarzan]

Uhhhhhh........ what?

I use that one all the time!
The CA proclaiming, "I do everything standard."
Me, "Uhhhhh...... what?"

 

[CA1900]

I like starting out my day with, "and if you touch anything over here, you'll draw back a bloody stump." It always seems to break the ice with new guys.

 

[dingo222]

1L, 1R crosscheck, code blue.

 

[wjpilot]

My favorite line was "Don't let me wake up to catch you sleeping."
F/Os didn't know how to respond to that one.

 

[MYFpilot]

In the cockpit I want my FO's to utter only three things...

How would you like your coffee, Sir?

I'll take the fat one, Sir!

Boy, that must have been wind shear, Sir!

 

[lindsaya99]

Good luck. We're all counting on you.

 

[AWACO]

"Did you read that really gay post on FI last night?"

 

[vectorvictor]

I like starting out my day with, "and if you touch anything over here, you'll draw back a bloody stump." It always seems to break the ice with new guys.

"We need that to live." (Simpson's throwback.)