"Great" cockpit talk..

[temcgrew]

Yeah, I got some hair gell. It's in my backpack by my Ipod.

 

[SuperPilot]

Brief to the FO's: "See this line down the middle of the cockpit? Everything to the left of it is mine. Everything to the right of it is mine."

 

[Grey Ghost]

After missing a radio call and ATC a little annoyed, I just say "sorry I was on the Land Line say Again"

 

[Grey Ghost]

Flaps up
Gear up
Time to light up

 

[Grey Ghost]

"Want some root beer with that float?" (a floated landing)

That figures, hows JFK treating you? You freedom guys are funny.

 

[Grey Ghost]

Short final......Did we call in range?

 

[urflyingme?!]

p dubs is in training

 

[Corbon]

Ground: "Runway XX follow American"
Me and FO: " Crap"

 

[dingo222]

"Those are summer girls......some are 14 some are 15."

or those are "summer teeth", some are in her mouth, some are in her pocket. Only works in WV,AR,and KY.

 

[EDUC8-or]

Turn on autopilot: "George be drivin'." or "Awesomepilot's on."

After turning off the autopilot in the CRJ due to a snap roll onto the LOC and one too many S-turn down final: "George, you're fired."