"Great" cockpit talk..

[JDREsquire1224]

"Sure, turn it on, it's free!"

"Use 'them' if you need 'them'."

"I'll get you some news."

Those are just 3 random I thought of, I'm sure you can add...

 

[CA1900]

Uhhhhhh........ what?

 

[Tarzan]

Uhhhhhh........ what?

I use that one all the time!
The CA proclaiming, "I do everything standard."
Me, "Uhhhhh...... what?"

 

[CA1900]

I like starting out my day with, "and if you touch anything over here, you'll draw back a bloody stump." It always seems to break the ice with new guys.

 

[dingo222]

1L, 1R crosscheck, code blue.

 

[wjpilot]

My favorite line was "Don't let me wake up to catch you sleeping."
F/Os didn't know how to respond to that one.

 

[MYFpilot]

In the cockpit I want my FO's to utter only three things...

How would you like your coffee, Sir?

I'll take the fat one, Sir!

Boy, that must have been wind shear, Sir!

 

[lindsaya99]

Good luck. We're all counting on you.

 

[AWACO]

"Did you read that really gay post on FI last night?"

 

[vectorvictor]

I like starting out my day with, "and if you touch anything over here, you'll draw back a bloody stump." It always seems to break the ice with new guys.

"We need that to live." (Simpson's throwback.)

 

[epic!]

1L, 1R crosscheck, code blue.

dingo that is one of the funniest avatars ive seen.

 

[trip]

Here come the Toads.
Brief the beef.
Beaver's off the bench.

 

[SBD-2U3]

Battery Master is mine...the rest is yours. Questions????????

 

[skygod75]

"how's the windsock?"
"stiff and curved upward, sir"
"perfect"

 

[Rook]

During IOE,

"Ok...We'll check the gear on the walkaround and talk about that landing later." :laugh:

 

[fugghedabowdit]

dingo that is one of the funniest avatars ive seen.

"Cover me, Porkins"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFPI54fOWoo

 

[acaTerry]

"Did you read that really gay post on FI last night?"

Best one yet!

 

[acaTerry]

"We're gonna die...."

Every time we get a ripple of turbulence, master caution, etc

 

[EatinRamen]

"That was like butter"

 

[The Drizzle]

Eyes clinched shut and in a wavering voice, "It's only a cloud, it's only a cloud, it's only a cloud."

 

[Razorback one]

"Watch your sack, I'm coming back."

 

[RCA]

Three things every FO needs to know:

Your right
Clear right
I'll take the fat one.

 

[flylowman]

left knee
Right Knee
Weenee

This Job Sucks!!!

I hate scheduling.

I hate management
ect. ect.

 

[Bluestreak]

"I think that was for us.."
"What trip are we this leg ?"
"Would you mind making a food run ?"
"Do you have the times from the last 3 days ?"
"This guy doesn't have any wands and he's not wearin' the vest..."
"Knees,nutz and knockers"
"You've reached the cockpit.All pilots are currently busy.Please call again later.."
"Ask him to spell that intersection.."
"You see it out your side ?"
"What gate are we going to ?"
"Let's go to the north hold line and call Jimmy.."
"Thanks for the light show (fill in the blank).."
"blocked"
"Did you get a good line next month ?..."

I was actually asked this by another Captain who just jumpseated to work with us while we were walking to the crashpad:"Do you have any extra shirts ? I forgot to pack some." WTF ?

 

[buxflyr]

After hearing several female ATC controllers in a row.. "hmm...lotta empty kitchens tonight"!

 

[svcta]

The last thing you'll hear on my CVR tape:

"DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THE TENTACLES ON THAT THING!?"

 

[SBD]

"I think that was for us.."
"Ask him to spell that intersection.."

Two of the best right there.

"Call us out ten early."
"Call us in after you do you walk around."

 

[BIGGOAT]

Other pilot, "It will be the ILS to 26R, plate xxx, dated xxx, freq......we'll take the 2nd high speed and hold short the inboard. Any questions?"

Me "Uh, did you say something?"

Goat

 

[Gnarloooo]

"Make it happen, co-Cap'n"

 

[pilotpat]

At the end of my Aspen Lindz Departure brief, "Any questions"

Huh?

or

Do you think my Ipod could somehow fit in the headphone jack?