"Great" cockpit talk..

[acaTerry]

Briefing the entirely wrong approach and then saying "any questions?" and still the guy says "no, sounds good"...HILARIOUS the look you get when you hand him the plate and he still doesn't get why you're laughing

 

[Sioux115]

Boarding (non jetway)-Did you see the tits on that one!

 

[sitbackrelax]

Boarding (non jetway)-Did you see the tits on that one!

"Those are summer girls......some are 14 some are 15."

 

[The Drizzle]

"Those are summer girls......some are 14 some are 15."

"You can't spell 'yummy' without UM!"

 

[pilotpat]

I guess you fly the ERJ...radar sucks

Nope just a circa 1978 RCA P.O.S.

 

[temcgrew]

Yeah, I got some hair gell. It's in my backpack by my Ipod.

 

[SuperPilot]

Brief to the FO's: "See this line down the middle of the cockpit? Everything to the left of it is mine. Everything to the right of it is mine."

 

[Grey Ghost]

After missing a radio call and ATC a little annoyed, I just say "sorry I was on the Land Line say Again"

 

[Grey Ghost]

Flaps up
Gear up
Time to light up

 

[Grey Ghost]

"Want some root beer with that float?" (a floated landing)

That figures, hows JFK treating you? You freedom guys are funny.

 

[Grey Ghost]

Short final......Did we call in range?

 

[urflyingme?!]

p dubs is in training

 

[Corbon]

Ground: "Runway XX follow American"
Me and FO: " Crap"

 

[dingo222]

"Those are summer girls......some are 14 some are 15."

or those are "summer teeth", some are in her mouth, some are in her pocket. Only works in WV,AR,and KY.

 

[EDUC8-or]

Turn on autopilot: "George be drivin'." or "Awesomepilot's on."

After turning off the autopilot in the CRJ due to a snap roll onto the LOC and one too many S-turn down final: "George, you're fired."