"Great" cockpit talk..

[pilotpat]

Dear God, no! I hate my women that way. That's just gross.

 

[xjlifer]

" I'm gunna chop it and drop it"

 

[DannyNoonan]

Wow....you guys really say this sh*t???

no cuz its sexist! theres no place for that in the airline industry

 

[willbob]

"Flight Idle Stop Released..... and................ there's Vref."[/quote]

MM now that's funny and was the way my LSE leg just went

 

[fried chickens]

A/P off - Hold on pilot flying

F/A calling up - "Crew Support, please hold"

To the F/A - With a dollar bill in the acars printer "Yeah, that's an ATM, watch"

 

[knewhigher]

"We can make it..."

 

[UnstableAviator]

PNF: You're a little too high.
PF: Its ok, I'm fast.

PNF: You're a little low.
PF: Its ok, I'm slow.

 

[BRA]

Anytime the FO sets off the overspeed clacker, or over 250Kts below 10,000 feet.....

"Whoah......first officer Earnhardt!!!!!!! Why don't we just paint this thing red and slap an 8 on the side!"


ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Occam's Razor]

when reviewing landing data on the release on a rainy day, "The runways are the way i like my women, open and wet."

A Captain I flew with a million years ago told the F/A's he liked his coffee, "...like my ex-wife...steaming and bitter!"

 

[JoeMerchant]

A Captain I flew with a million years ago told the F/A's he liked his coffee, "...like my ex-wife...steaming and bitter!"

thought it was "...hot and black..."