"Great" cockpit talk..

[DX Rick]

"that flight attendant calls me "Sugar" or "Hun" one more time, I'm going to break my foot off in his azz!""

 

[Thurman Merman]

Comming in to land in LGA on runway 22 on a saturday, so they are using it for T/O and lndgs. The then FO comes in a little hot and its a floater. I look out the left window and start waving, conversation is as follows;

FO: what are you waving at, Delta?
Capt: No the touchdown zone.
FO: ass!
Airplane: SMAAAAACK, BOUNCE, SMAAAAAACK!

Flying with another FO who couldn't manage the centerline on landing, My response, "did the d*mn thing beat you growin' up because sure as hell won't go near it."

Sure way to screw up a landing for the other guy, short final lga 22, look over at rikers island and to know one in paticular, "I wonder how much anal rape's goin' on right now?"

 

[MarineGrunt]

[female voice on radio]

Capt/FO: "I'll bet she's hot..."

 

[Diesel-9]

F/O Calls with 3 head positions, (r) Clear on the right! (L) Was that for us? (door) I'll take the chicken!

 

[MALSR]

Pretty much everything on this video is good:

http://www.broadcaster.com/clip/12339

 

[The Drizzle]

thought it was "...hot and black..."

nope, it's ".....ground up and left in my freezer....."

 

[JediNein]

Sure way to screw up a landing for the other guy, short final lga 22, look over at rikers island and to know one in paticular, "I wonder how much anal rape's goin' on right now?"

Also a good way to get coffee all over your keyboard.

 

[Mr Wu]

"Ring, Ring. It's the centerline calling for you, it wants you to come over"

 

[DannyNoonan]

FO: what are you waving at, Delta?
Capt: No the touchdown zone.
FO: ass!


great quote....even greater avatar!

 

[MALSR]

Please stop saying: "I'll watch out for you if you watch out for me." From what I hear that was said before comair 5191 left the gate. Its stupid to think that someone would intentionally not look out for the other unless you made this statement.