"Great" cockpit talk..

[pdub20s]

p dubs is in training

Thanks for the back up lol

 

[SF340Guy]

After floating pretty far down rwy 5 in FWA, 10,000' long...
"Hey. leave some runway for the rest of us!!!"

 

[pilotpat]

After a long night of drinking in Vegas.........

"You want this leg?"

 

[Rook]

After a long night of drinking in Vegas.........

"You want this leg?"

Replace Vegas with MKE and...well never mind.:beer:

 

[Papa Woody]

**warning** **warning**

If a Captain's briefing starts with:

"I'm laid back".....

...then he's gonna end up being a prick and a royal pain-in-the-ass.

 

[Mesabi Miner]

"Clear and closed?"

"Rowdy the Dowtys and Dangle the Dunlops"

After a fast Saab approach and touchdown...

"Flight Idle Stop Released..... and................ there's Vref."

 

[Vne]

After a 'firm landing' over the PA " Those of you who have flown with First Officer Smith before will appreciate how much his landings have improved!"

 

[The Drizzle]

when reviewing landing data on the release on a rainy day, "The runways are the way i like my women, open and wet."

 

[DrewBlows]

If a Captain's briefing starts with:

"I'm laid back".....

...then he's gonna end up being a prick and a royal pain-in-the-ass.

This is universal aviation truth #1.

Here's one of my favorites.

"How's the outside?" (Translation: "Is the pre-flight check complete?")


"All of the big stuff and most of the small stuff is there." (Translation: "Yes.")

 

[aviatrix]

when reviewing landing data on the release on a rainy day, "The runways are the way i like my women, open and wet."

Wow....you guys really say this sh*t???