Last time I was in LBB, I saw Jack Lalanne there in the hotel. No $hit. I wish, he would kick GL a$$ in, that would be a great thing to watch.
Why don't you land on another taxiway there chief! The lights are BLUE for taxiways, didn't they teach you this in the navy? Also, we all know the NWA Pilots lost over Minnesota and Wisconsin were flying a "delta colors" airplane.
What is your pilots gonna do this week to top that? You guys did that in one week!
I appreciate all the questions and comments I am getting from my Friends and Customers about how screwed up delta is. I just laugh and think about the general.
I also want to thank your work group for the new law coming from the government the S.2745 the "Distracted Flying Act".
You can thank the rest of us for the "jumpeat" invention. Nice uniforms, by the way....where is the boat?
almost forgot this guy:
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/21598678/detail.html
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