FurloughedAgain
Cabin Heating & Air Tech.
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- Jun 5, 2002
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I like where you're going with this Swaayze. I think you might be on to something.
- I'll get up at 3:30am, get into an uncomfortable shirt and tie. Then i'll drive around for :30 minutes and park my car about a mile from my house.
- Then i'll hitch a ride on the garbage-truck back to my house (to simulate the employee bus).
- I'll remove my coat, shoes, and belt, and have my wife frisk me when I come through the door (maybe that part wont be so bad...)
- Then i'll go sit in the closet and barricade the door. Maybe i'll simulate an eastbound flight at dawn by shining a flashlight in my eyes.
- Every so often my wife could bring me stale coffee or bang on the door and yell she's too hot or cold.
- Then i'll give myself :30 minutes to switch closets while wolfing down a Big-Mac enroute.
- At the end of the day i'll sleep on a cot in the garage...