You might be a "Kernal"

[densoo]

"Shack"

 

[densoo]

"Taper on the turd"

 

[trip]

If you pull out your green nomax flight gloves and put them on (serious).
You're a Kernal.

 

[Capn Butthead]

If you use the word decimal and switching on a frequency change...then you might be a kernel.

 

[Capn Butthead]

Sorry I didn't think of this as I'm suffering from whiplash on the landing from 5 minutes ago....

IF YOU USE AUTOBRAKES MAX ON A F$&king DRY RUNWAY YOU ARE A P&@SY AND A KERNEL!!!!

 

[labatt]

Patent leather shoes, long sleeve shirt and a hat.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[get2flyin]

If your uniform includes a leather western belt with your old call sign stamped into the back, you might the "HEATER"...and a huge tool. (true story!)

 

[mule]

If your layover "uniform" consists of a braided belt, tucked in shirt and jeans accessorized with white tennis shoes.

 

[flyboyike]

If you keep talking about the 'Tweet'...

I almost bought a T-37 in my misspent youth.

 

[SpauldingSmails]

You append an "s" to the end of your callsign.

You ask for a ride report every single time you're handed off and/or address ATC in a accusatory manner anytime you encounter light chop. i.e. You're the turbulence police.

You taxi no faster than 8 knots after landing at DFW on 17L all the way around the ES loop.

You use your own made up words for the phonetic alphabet.

When jumpseating offline, you address the working crew with, "Looks like I'm up here with you."