You might be a "Kernal"

[Notunderpar]

If you touch each switch to verify its position while the before start checklist is being read,..... you might be a kernal

 

[dbrownie]

If you have your "call sign" on your name tag

 

[Ty Webb]

If you give a big push forward on the yoke during the takeoff roll "Because that's how we used to do it on the Electra".

Oops, sorry, wrong thread.

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[180ToTheMarker]

Clear VFR and calm yet:

ATIS auto update
Auto land test before every leg
Auto brakes every leg
Scared to death of wake etc...

 

[densoo]

If your layover "uniform" consists of a braided belt, tucked in shirt and jeans accessorized with white tennis shoes.

Whew. Dodged that by one item.

 

[jonjuan]

Whew. Dodged that by one item.

You added the girdle as hotel bar attire?

 

[SpauldingSmails]

If you have your "call sign" on your name tag

Seriously? Hope his callsign wasn't BOHICA.

 

[Flyer1015]

Definitely this guy:

http://jethead.wordpress.com/2011/12/24/why-you-should-never-fly-into-washington-national-airport/

 

[johnsonrod]

Anyone who calls you "chief" or wears a bolo tie on a layover...

 

[waveflyer]

Don't forget the air of superiority while they nonchalantly f^ck up about every 6 seconds but don't care bc this isn't a fighter-
Well, that's only when they realize they screwed up- most of the time they're telling themselves "I am ssoooo good" "this guy probably admires me" "f^cking undertrained civilian- we'll see if he pays attention and actually learns anything"