What's the dumbest question you've been asked as a pilot?

[MED]

Yeah, once you wear the pilot's uniform you will become a;
1. metereologist
2. gate agent
3. cop
4. bellman
5. ticket agent
6. janitor
7. scientist
8. car park attendant
9. man whore
etc. etc.

 

[fletch717]

Where is baggage claim? Usually asked while standing under a LARGE sign that says "BAGGAGE CLAIM" with an arrow pointing the direction.

 

[Cardinal]

Guy runs up to me and says "Eh maaan 'dose pay phones charge 50 cenz for a local call." Looong Pause.

Me: "Uh....."

Seeing as our gang member friend didn't actually ask a question, yet had an expectant stare, I couldn't tell if he wanted my spare change, wanted to borrow my cell phone, wanted me to report this outrage, or reprogram the pay phone.

Me: "I don't know what to tell you."

 

[LAXSaabdude]

Me: "I don't know what to tell you."

Sometimes that's about all there is to say.

LAXSaabdude.

 

[Phoenix45]

Relax, Bush and Co. will soon replace all of them with the non-english speaking, minimum wage earning, not giving a $hit private screeners. All because the Dept. of homeland security needs to save money.

Funny, because that is all I ever see working for the TSA....:beer:

 

[labbats]

I don't mind the silly questions, but I hate the sleeve tug and expectant stare.
You know, from the person who doesn't speak any english? They just pull on your sleeve as you're walking, then wave their ticket in your face with a blank look on their face.... So freaking rude.

 

[wmuflyguy]

Just tell them..."It's gonna rain!"


http://www.planet-familyguy.com/pfg/characters.php?a=capsule&id=140

Here is the Video to that episdode.
http://newsfly.org/humormedia/news.htm

 

[BLing]

http://forums.flightinfo.com/showthread.php?t=63411

 

[NuGuy]

Sometimes that's about all there is to say.

LAXSaabdude.

True dat...

Nu

 

[captpetefam]

Duh?

OK - we're all guilty of something. Yes, I have asked a stupid question; when I first started with my company:

Dumb question to our jumpseater: "So, do you like working at Pinnacle?"

Alright, that was cheap. I admit it.

Love this thread! CP