From the law offices of Flywheel Shyster and Flywheel.
Waldorf T. Flywheel - Sr. Partner
Phone rings: Miss Dimple answers- Flywheel , Shyster and Flywheel….Mr. Flywheel? Just a second; I’ll call him. (Calling out) - Mr. Flywheel! There’s a man on the phone. He says he found the book you lost.
Flywheel: Give me the phone, I’ll talk to him. Hello…..Yes this Mr. Flywheel……so you found my book eh?..... Oh, you needn’t bother about bringing it over. You can read it to me over the phone. Start a page 150. That’s where I left off…….Hello! .. Hello! Hmmm (Sneers) He hung up on me. After I go to the trouble of putting aside legal business just to talk to him!
Miss Dimple: Legal business? Why Mr. Flywheel, you were doing a crossword puzzle.
Mr. Flywheel: Well, is doing a crossword puzzle illegal? Say, has that assistant of mine, Ravelli, been in this morning?
Miss Dimple: No sir
Mr. Flywheel: Well when he gets here have him go down to the Post Office and mail this letter.
Miss Dimple: But sir, It hasn’t’ got a stamp on it.
Mr. Flywheel: Well tell him to put it in the mailbox when nobody is looking.
Miss Dimple: But Mr. Flywheel, a stamp only costs 47cents.
Mr. Flywheel: For 47 cents, I’ll deliver it myself.
Miss Dimple: Anyway this letter is too heavy we had better put two stamps on it.
Mr. Flywheel: Nonsense, if we put two stamps on it will be heavier still. On second thought , never mind the letter. It’s just a little invoice to my friends at Leonidas asking for $1.821 million dollars. When we last sent them an invoice like this they came down to the Office to complain. I told them in no uncertain terms they had to pay up. They got mad; all in a huff. I told them to calm down and not leave in a huff. They could stay for a minute and if they were still mad then they could leave in a minute and a huff. If that wasn’t quick enough they could leave in a cab.
The Leonidas guys have been pestering me about doing something about this bill. I suggested they just pay it. I have been very philosophical with them… trying to get them to see things in a different light…
…. A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
…..Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
… I intend to live forever, or die trying.
… Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
…..Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
… These are my principles, if you don’t like them, I have others.
…..My favorite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.
I don’t think these guys respond well the philosophical, we haven’t been paid in full yet,.
Here is the invoice, and it goes back to September of 2009. Who knows how big it is now.
Leonidas LLC
Attn: Jeffrey Koontz
2650 FM 407, Ste. 145-147
Bartonville, TX 76226
September 3, 2009
Invoice No: ******
File No: LEO020-324277
Re: Leonidas LLC vs. Airline Pilots, et al.
Invoice Summary
Current Professional Services $1,678,300.50
Current Disbursements 142,929.37
Total Current Invoice $1,821,229.87
Questions regarding payments or accounts, please call (816) 572-4664
or 1-877-577-7455 or
[email protected].
For other inquiries, please contact Marty Harper at (602)650-2000
or
[email protected].
Please make checks payable to
Polsinelli Shughart PC
P.O. Box 878681
Kansas City, MO 64187-8681
Wire Instructions:
US Bank
Acct: Polsinelli Shughart, PC
Acct #: 4343953230
ABA #: 101000187
Please reference Invoice No.