Woodstockpal
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Once upon a time two little piggys were sittin beside the street cryin when along came by the Big Bad Wolf. He looks down an ask “Why u little piggys actin so sad?” one little piggy looks up an sayz because we lost out jobs an bin hurtin real bad for money & the IRS iz bout to foreclose on our straw hut so yesterday we done gone an sold piggy #3 to the meathouse and we reckon bout now hez been turned into ham and now you is looking at us and were skeered. Da Big Bad Wolf looks down and sayz “Oh I’m a vegetarian wolf and I ain’t gonna eat u piggys matter a fact I’ll give you piggys a job so you can make some money.” You can work for me cause I own the meathouse.” So da two little piggys squealed and squealed as they worked away at the Big Bad Wolfs meathouse so they could pay for their straw hut always pushing hard & giving 200% every day. Then one day there was a shortage of bacon and sausage & the next thing you know them little piggy’s disappeared never to be seen again well sort of unless of course you like sausage and bacon. The moral of the story; if you sell your soul to the Big Bad Wolf don’t be surprised if’n you find yourself between two slices of bread even if you gave 200% working for him!