Tough Choice--SWA or UPS?

[capt. megadeth]

Unless your wife happens to be Capt Megadeth. In that case, there's nothing that can be done for you. Abandon all hope.

Ha ha.....yep, you're doomed for a life full of complaining

 

[Clyde]

So whats the deal? Why dont all you know it all Mo Fos own your own company? To hear you one would think anybody can do it. Thats what I thought. Slave to the man

Connie, is that you?

 

[YGBSM]

Uh, try to stay with me ... A-380 = Big Iron (Big airplane meant for long haul international) ... 737 = short range domestic (primarily). Pretty sure no one considers mainland - Hawaii a "long haul". Now are you able to connect the dots? <g>

BBB

Not a big reader, are you?

 

[DHPope93]

16 pages....

....and no end in sight. I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats. What's the over/under on this thread?

Peace,
DP

 

[Osmosis]

....and no end in sight. I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats. What's the over/under on this thread?

Dave,

I'll start the over/under at 20 pages... and take the over. Go cargo!

 

[Rez O. Lewshun]

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Fact: Boxes DO NOT bitch....

They don't say thank you either....

 

[capt. megadeth]

They don't say thank you either....

Exactly, they don't say anything. It's wonderful.

 

[TonyC]

Exactly, they don't say anything. It's wonderful.

The beagles don't even whimper, but they have sad eyes.

The horses don't make too much noise, but they have a special way of stinking the place up, and the humidity is noxious. Don't forget to cover your suitcase in a plastic garbage bag before the 8 hour rides.


You'd be surprised what, other than boxes, can travel as freight.







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[capt. megadeth]

The beagles don't even whimper, but they have sad eyes.

The horses don't make too much noise, but they have a special way of stinking the place up, and the humidity is noxious. Don't forget to cover your suitcase in a plastic garbage bag before the 8 hour rides.


You'd be surprised what, other than boxes, can travel as freight.







.

That's fine as long as they don't speak

 

[Juvat]

That's fine as long as they don't speak

We were all just thinking the same thing about YOU.

The "I hate people" thing is getting very worn out. Perhaps you could find a different way to vent. We'd all be happier, and you could stop sucking the life out of this forum.

 

[PCL_128]

We were all just thinking the same thing about YOU.

Um, not all of us. Some of us agree with her. I know I certainly don't need a bunch of pax to clap when I make a good landing. I don't need a bunch of people saying "thank you" as they get off the plane. I'd be just as happy with a bunch of boxes in the back that don't say a thing. In fact, I'd probably be a lot happier since I wouldn't have to hear them complain about everything when they're only paying $99 to go 1000 miles.

 

[capt. megadeth]

We were all just thinking the same thing about YOU.

The "I hate people" thing is getting very worn out. Perhaps you could find a different way to vent. We'd all be happier, and you could stop sucking the life out of this forum.

Why don't you just skip over my posts when you see them? Christ Almighty, can't you take a joke either? Are you one of those Capts at SWA that my friends that work there tell me about? You know, the ones that go snitch to the CPs on FOs that aren't happy and jolly all the time? Waaaa waaa waaaa

Not only do I hate people, I don't care what they (you included) think.

 

[English]

I feel so alone. I really like people, including passengers. I've only had one, ever, that I didn't care for.

 

[capt. megadeth]

I know I certainly don't need a bunch of pax to clap when I make a good landing. I don't need a bunch of people saying "thank you" as they get off the plane. I'd be just as happy with a bunch of boxes in the back that don't say a thing. In fact, I'd probably be a lot happier since I wouldn't have to hear them complain about everything when they're only paying $99 to go 1000 miles.

Exactly.

Thanks dude.

 

[PCL_128]

Are you one of those Capts at SWA that my friends that work there tell me about? You know, the ones that go snitch to the CPs on FOs that aren't happy and jolly all the time?

Oh, please tell me that this doesn't actually happen. They actually have to deal with "happiness police?" This is just too much. Can't these guys just go to work and do their jobs and not worry about how "jolly" the guy next to them is?