Things you never want to hear on the flight deck

[skygirl1968]

'I shouldn't have had that bean burrito for dinner last night'

 

[time builder]

I should've had my flu shots this year.

 

[Rally]

That "Allah willing" think is really really annoying. No wonder they are fanatics.

 

[retired guy]

"Call the tower after you get to the gate"

 

[MFRskyknight]

"My name Borat, pleasured to make your acquaint, you think uniform it make look like me real airplane pilot?"

 

[Way2Broke]

"Do you like movies about Gladiators?"
-Airplane, the movie

 

[Princedietrich]

"Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"

 

[AerroMatt]

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

 

[CrimsonEclipse]

Did you see the look on their faces?

Say, what's a mountain goat doing way up here in a cloud bank?
(classic Far Side)

CE

 

[The_Russian]

"My name Borat, pleasured to make your acquaint, you think uniform it make look like me real airplane pilot?"

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