Things you never want to hear on the flight deck

[pgcfii2002]

"Joey...do you like movies about Gladiators?"

 

[Princedietrich]

"Folks, this is your Captain speaking. Look... um... light em up, cuz we're goin down."

 

[Way2Broke]

"Folks, this is your Captain speaking. Look... um... light em up, cuz we're goin down."

Dennis Leary Rules! I especially like his counseling method, if you have heard the CD you know what I mean.

 

[Princedietrich]

Dennis Leary Rules! I especially like his counseling method, if you have heard the CD you know what I mean.

"Doctor, I...."
"SHUT THE $*^(# UP, NEXT!"
"I don't feel so...."
"SHUT THE $&%*^ UP, NEXT!"


I've got both of his specials on DVD, hilarious stuff. :laugh:

 

[lowtimedriver]

"Joey...do you like movies about Gladiators?"

"Ever sleep with a guinea pig in your pants?"

Feels kind of good....

 

[30West]

"The crew needs to call scheduling."

 

[CherryBomb]

"I don't wanna sound like a q ueer or nuthin, but I think unicorns are cool"

 

[Mercury]

"this is so cool, I've never landed in snow before!!!"

(True story, BE1900, mins approach to MBS, FO's leg, he tells me this on about a 2.5 mile final)

 

[aucfi]

"Wow, thats a new smell."

 

[siucavflight]

Me: "I am calling to be released"
Them: "Actually......"