Things you never want to hear on the flight deck

[skygirl1968]

'I shouldn't have had that bean burrito for dinner last night'

 

[time builder]

I should've had my flu shots this year.

 

[Rally]

That "Allah willing" think is really really annoying. No wonder they are fanatics.

 

[retired guy]

"Call the tower after you get to the gate"

 

[MFRskyknight]

"My name Borat, pleasured to make your acquaint, you think uniform it make look like me real airplane pilot?"

 

[Way2Broke]

"Do you like movies about Gladiators?"
-Airplane, the movie

 

[Princedietrich]

"Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"

 

[AerroMatt]

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

 

[CrimsonEclipse]

Did you see the look on their faces?

Say, what's a mountain goat doing way up here in a cloud bank?
(classic Far Side)

CE

 

[The_Russian]

"My name Borat, pleasured to make your acquaint, you think uniform it make look like me real airplane pilot?"

I like!

 

[siucavflight]

"I think I should of worn a rubber last night."

 

[minitour]

"If you guys need any help....I'll just be in the back"
-The 50 hour private pilot that hasn't flown anything bigger than a 150



-mini

 

[phishn@daves]

Assume 2 male pilots:

" Hey, does this look like a zit or genital warts?"

" Do you swallow" ( I know, just wrong)

" let's take her up to FL410" (again, wrong)

" This is my first trip off IOE "

" Do you like Elton John?"

" wanna see something "

 

[FlaZoomie]

Watch this.....

 

[Flys4Fun]

"Heh, this one time when I was President of the Flight Team....."

 

[siucavflight]

I like!

wow wow we wow.

 

[The_Russian]

Have you hear a my friend? His name a Cokey Bucheck?

 

[siucavflight]

Have you hear a my friend? His name a Cokey Bucheck?

I would like very much to make sex crime on queen latifia.

 

[RunUp]

"Pull my finger."

 

[dingo222]

sorry, taco bell is tearing me up.......

 

[pgcfii2002]

"Joey...do you like movies about Gladiators?"

 

[Princedietrich]

"Folks, this is your Captain speaking. Look... um... light em up, cuz we're goin down."

 

[Way2Broke]

"Folks, this is your Captain speaking. Look... um... light em up, cuz we're goin down."

Dennis Leary Rules! I especially like his counseling method, if you have heard the CD you know what I mean.

 

[Princedietrich]

Dennis Leary Rules! I especially like his counseling method, if you have heard the CD you know what I mean.

"Doctor, I...."
"SHUT THE $*^(# UP, NEXT!"
"I don't feel so...."
"SHUT THE $&%*^ UP, NEXT!"


I've got both of his specials on DVD, hilarious stuff. :laugh:

 

[lowtimedriver]

"Joey...do you like movies about Gladiators?"

"Ever sleep with a guinea pig in your pants?"

Feels kind of good....

 

[30West]

"The crew needs to call scheduling."

 

[CherryBomb]

"I don't wanna sound like a q ueer or nuthin, but I think unicorns are cool"

 

[Mercury]

"this is so cool, I've never landed in snow before!!!"

(True story, BE1900, mins approach to MBS, FO's leg, he tells me this on about a 2.5 mile final)

 

[aucfi]

"Wow, thats a new smell."

 

[siucavflight]

Me: "I am calling to be released"
Them: "Actually......"