Things you never want to hear on the flight deck

[Swass]

I just sharted

 

[BenWA]

It's not the speed...I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup.

 

[MFRskyknight]

"Don't worry, I learned how to do this on flightinfo.com"

 

[asolo]

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!"
"What's this button do?"
"Take me drunk, I'm home."
"I think we can make it"

 

[Lazy8]

"So let me tell you about ALPA..."

"So let me tell you about Jesus..."

"Salary!? Whaddya mean? I'm paying to fly in this seat!"

 

[Fearless Tower]

"Hey, what's happening here?"

 

[woutlaw]

Anything from http://www.planecrashinfo.com/lastwords.htm

 

[DrewBlows]

"It's your leg."

 

[Lazy8]

Anything from http://www.planecrashinfo.com/lastwords.htm

wow...

now there's some chilling stuff

 

[asolo]

"It's really hard to read the DG when you've been drinking."