Things you never want to hear on the flight deck

[Rxflyer]

"Hey, what's that goat doing way up here ?"

 

[Catbird]

"Push those Baby's up,Special Power my friend. I have to be at the Rehab clinic for my Medication or I'm in trouble."

 

[epic!]

"we're the strippers?"

 

[time builder]

"How long has that NAV been flagged?"

 

[MFRskyknight]

"How long has that NAV been flagged?"

"Longer than my third marriage lasted. <crying>"

 

[Way2Broke]

"I'm laid back"
"I'm by the book"
"I don't micro-manage my crew"

 

[siucavflight]

"I really love working at Mesa"
"Captain this nice young man from GoJets wants to ride your jumpseat"

 

[AC560]

Anything from http://www.planecrashinfo.com/lastwords.htm

Standard briefing god willing?

 

[Publishers]

Remember that last layover-- well I'm pregnant.
I thought you put our overnight bags on board.
Is the ocean supposed to be to our right.

 

[GogglesPisano]

"I hear we're going to merge."