Things you never want to hear on the flight deck

[skygirl1968]

'I shouldn't have had that bean burrito for dinner last night'

 

[time builder]

I should've had my flu shots this year.

 

[Rally]

That "Allah willing" think is really really annoying. No wonder they are fanatics.

 

[retired guy]

"Call the tower after you get to the gate"

 

[MFRskyknight]

"My name Borat, pleasured to make your acquaint, you think uniform it make look like me real airplane pilot?"

 

[Way2Broke]

"Do you like movies about Gladiators?"
-Airplane, the movie

 

[Princedietrich]

"Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"

 

[AerroMatt]

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

 

[CrimsonEclipse]

Did you see the look on their faces?

Say, what's a mountain goat doing way up here in a cloud bank?
(classic Far Side)

CE

 

[The_Russian]

"My name Borat, pleasured to make your acquaint, you think uniform it make look like me real airplane pilot?"

I like!

 

[siucavflight]

"I think I should of worn a rubber last night."

 

[minitour]

"If you guys need any help....I'll just be in the back"
-The 50 hour private pilot that hasn't flown anything bigger than a 150



-mini

 

[phishn@daves]

Assume 2 male pilots:

" Hey, does this look like a zit or genital warts?"

" Do you swallow" ( I know, just wrong)

" let's take her up to FL410" (again, wrong)

" This is my first trip off IOE "

" Do you like Elton John?"

" wanna see something "

 

[FlaZoomie]

Watch this.....

 

[Flys4Fun]

"Heh, this one time when I was President of the Flight Team....."