That's always a great week on the road with a tool like that. I guarentee they'd vote to cut loose the furloughs for a PBJ sandwich.
Horse crap. You are honestly setting new levels for stupid posts.
Now go back to ranting and raving as to how the senior guys screwed you over and how everyone is out to get you. Also don't forget that we all don't like you and have already sold you down the river and are now spending that cash on booze and women. Just make sure that when you are doing this you have your tin foil hat on, that way no one can read your mind and steal your thoughts.