Regions Air????

[AV80R]

I imagine the Looney Tests (if the man is still there) would sift out the "weaker" ones. At least you get an A&P certificate when you're done with his tests

That's funny but I wish it was true, would have been nice to have an A&P cert signed by B2, it would be well deserved too!. His systems questions should have a disclaimer on the front page:

WWBD?!

 

[skyfrogge]

How many guys and gals are left? And who is the new CP? Hang in there...

 

[Tram]

I dunno how many are left, but it's getting very slim pickins, I would imagine..

Hang in there? Hang onto what exactly?

 

[PRINCE AKEEM]

I do not know if it is true or not, but I heard that the list might possibly be down to 20ish. 13 total/ 4 FO's on the 32 with approx 9 total on the saab.That # sounds kind of low. If that is true then the co will have it's work cut out for them to even run limited ops. I wonder who will be the "Last of the Mohicans?"

 

[Tram]

I put my $$ on CB..

 

[CopilotDoug]

How many guys and gals are left? And who is the new CP? Hang in there...

The last items from which to "hang on to" have been reposessed by their rightful owners

 

[PRINCE AKEEM]

New Corpex TA

Dress Code:

You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. If
we
see
you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you
are
doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.

If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so
that
you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.

If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and
therefore
you do not need a raise.

Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If
you
are able to go to the doctor; you are able to come to work.

Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called
Saturdays & Sundays.

Bereavement Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for
dead
friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have
non-employees attend the funeral arrangements. In rare cases where
employee
involvement is necessary; the funeral should be scheduled in the late
afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch
hour
and
subsequently leave one hour early.

Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a
strict
three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an
alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door
will
open, and a picture will be taken.

After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company
bulletin board under The "Chronic Offenders" category. Anyone caught
smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental
health
policy.

Lunch Break:
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so
that
they can look healthy.

Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to
maintain their average figure.

Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time
needed
to drink a Slim-Fast.

**Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a
positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments,
concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations,
insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation
and
input should be directed elsewhere.

The Management

Pass this on to all who are still employed

 

[Tram]

I do not know if it is true or not, but I heard that the list might possibly be down to 20ish. 13 total/ 4 FO's on the 32..

Wow.. That's pretty bad..

 

[AV80R]

Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a
strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an
alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken.

After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company
bulletin board under The "Chronic Offenders" category. Anyone caught
smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental
health policy.

Lunch Break:
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so
that they can look healthy.

Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to
maintain their average figure.

Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time
needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

That’s hilarious!

Huh? Jetstreams have bathrooms???

So Prince, does that mean you'll have to stop reading those magazines now while taking a bathroom break??

Btw, so how do you like Slim-Fast anyways?

 

[belchfire]

:laugh: That's great!

I'd like to clarify one thing for all the tentative new hires in the pool. In the contract there is a paragraph allowing the newhire to choose between KY Jelly and Sand. A little heads up...the company ran out of KY back in the 90's!

Yep, ya gotta byol at that place...there are tentative new hires? There must be some turnover at MTSU!!

heheheheheehe...it's an oldie but goodie from the STL Crew Dungeon..."We are changing the callsign to Kotex-something has to be done to stop the bleeding".

You left the c-e-s-s- out in front of "pool", but you knew that.

I had a lot of fun and met some great people. It should only take me another ten years to recover financially...

Good luck all!