Regions Air????

[Pigpilot]

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A irline
P ilots
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[belchfire]

This one always kinda reminded me of Regions..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE1rE2vxUyM

Except that the sim's visuals were too good and it stayed on the runway too long...and no hot reporter is going to get in that jball simulator.

 

[CopilotDoug]

For all Regions Pilots...

Here is a riddle for the true intellectual. Try to come up with the
answer on your own. The answer is at the very bottom of this page for
those who are unable to think this one through.


At the exact same time, there are two men (one being a RegionsAir Pilot) on opposite sides of the earth:

One man is walking a tight rope between two 50 story skyscrapers.

Meanwhile, the RegionsAir pilot is getting "oral pleasure" from an 85 year old toothless woman in a brokedown motel near Marion, IL during a 9 hour overnight. They are both thinking the exact same thing. What are they both thinking?










































































DON'T LOOK DOWN!

 

[mcjohn]

. . . . :laugh:

 

[belchfire]

Have an FE that sometimes says "oralpleasure" instead of "oilpressure" during the engine starts.

I finish up with "afterstartchicklickcomplete"

It's even funnier after you've copied an atis that gives the barometer in "hectopascers" instead of "hectopascals"...God help them if they tried to say "millibars"!!!

Not sure but I think it would be something like "mirriballs"...

You guys have my best wishes for the future!

 

[Tram]

You guys are letting me down.. This thread used to be full of SPUNK!

 

[belchfire]

You guys are letting me down.. This thread used to be full of SPUNK!

Children get bored so easily...

hehehehehe

 

[CopilotDoug]

You guys are letting me down.. This thread used to be full of SPUNK!

You can always check out one of the 500 new Colgan threads that come out each day.

"Hey guys, tell me what it's like to fly the Q400..."

"So I understand the QOL at Colgan sucks...can you still eat all the peanuts you want on the Saab?!?"

"When are they gonna re-instate the a$$less chaps as the official Colgan Uniform???"

:laugh:

 

[Berkut]

"When are they gonna re-instate the a$$less chaps as the official Colgan Uniform???"

:laugh:

Aren't chaps assless by default? I mean, assed chaps would be pants, no?

 

[belchfire]

Hehhehehehehe...

Saw that Piedmont and someone else are offering $5000 hiring bonuses. To bad they can't solve the root problem by putting pay and qol where they belong...

 

[CopilotDoug]

Good point, Berkut. I never have asked a store clerk for a$$ed chaps before...

 

[CopilotDoug]

Hehhehehehehe...

Saw that Piedmont and someone else are offering $5000 hiring bonuses. To bad they can't solve the root problem by putting pay and qol where they belong...

What's the catch? Do you get it in five one year payments of $1,000? Or do you get like $20 up front, and then $4,980 at the end of a specified time?

By my math...

$5,000 + Jack $hit = Squat

 

[belchfire]

$5000 bucks would be a what, 33% kick for a first year FO at crapex? If they have any fo's left...ooops!

It's still squat, and people wonder why there is a so called pilot shortage. Because the industry sucks, the union is impotant and the bennies are fracked for the most part.

 

[PRINCE AKEEM]

The Queen Has Arrived!

Rumor has it she is going to pencil in a trip to Smyrna, in between Jamestown and the Derby, to reclaim what is rightfully her's...880 and 936!

 

[Berkut]

How is she going to claim 880? Roll it over to CFM?

 

[belchfire]

How's 938 doing?

880 was a pos from the word go. If HRM knew what was good for corpex she would leave 880 behind. We might even surrender and become a colony again!

 

[CopilotDoug]

How is she going to claim 880?

Bladder tanks and a couple cans of Mountain Dew. It's gonna be a long ride home.

 

[belchfire]

Bladder tanks and a couple cans of Mountain Dew. It's gonna be a long ride home.

What a waste of kerosene. Harp Brewery must really need the scrap aluminum!

hehehehehe...

ya know, it's funny, I would do it for the right price, just for the fun of flying a jball again. (Yes, I know that you all think that you now have proof that I'm nuts but there's one other thing.)

Too bad no one has the right price!

Nevermind, I like my coffee pot and lav too much. Frack that! A thermos and an old coffee can ain't going to cut it! I'm too old to put up with that crap!

 

[CopilotDoug]

We need updates. Did class start as it was scheduled?

 

[Berkut]

From the website:

RegionsAir recent dilemma instigated by the FAA is coming to an end with the “re” approval of our Approved Training Manual. We have a plan to resume operations on May 29, 2007. We will be providing service as American Connection to Six of the cities we previously served out of Saint Louis. We are vigorously working to expand our service and grow this airline back to the “hidden jewel” of the airline industry that we once were. To accomplish this goal, we are now accepting resumes from pilots to adequately staff our flight operations. If you are interested in becoming a part of our team please forward your resume to:

Is American going to take them back? What cities?