WayBack
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No, your 2% goes to a really nice magazine subscription, and we're not talking Playboy. It has a bunch of pictures of fat, balding guys with mustaches. Some times they have pictures of those guys holding a plaque, because they sold the most boxes of chocolates in order to raise money in order to get rogaine for mustaches.So this is what your 2% goes to? So Prater can make excuses to the various pilot groups as to why ALPA was IGNORED by the NTSB?
There is also encrypted messages in this all so powerful magazine, revealing the proper gut to mustache ratio to achieve the highest rank at ALPA, Chief Moral Officer.
After your probation period along with your "We Are ALPA" pin, you also get your special ALPA decoder ring.
Careful though, reading too much of this magazine could cause rapid increase of body fat, severe delusions, spontaneous combustion, random limbs falling off, hairy ears, could even cause women to grow a mustache, Hair growth on soles of feet, Abnormal growth of nose, Crazy itches, Abnormally large pimples, Full Dialation of the right pupil, Fingernail to talon syndrome, Brown Nose disorder, Stinky Ears, Melted cheese ozzing from pores, Growth of mutated organs (third yellow eye, etc.), Obnoxious laughing, Changes in apearance that make you resemble your own mother and severe cases include your white shirt to turn yellow.