NetJets

[JungleJett]

Ok...I need to relieve Dad of his burden....the big news is......


It is true, I did get hired. I know, I know....it really is not THAT big of deal but I appreciate all the hype. RTS was wanting to keep this on the down low but as with any other wonderful news, it just needs to be shared with the masses. I have turned down a few news offers due to not wanting to overshadow my fellow NJ folks. Oprah offered to sleep with me if I would give her an exclusive. Jerry Springer said he would get two full grown midgets to fight over me if I were to let it out on his show. Montel offered me free Taco's from his part-time job at Taco Bell. It was just too much. Hillary Clinton asked me to be her running mate and I just kicked her in the biscuit.

I did however agree to a made for TV movie where Valerie Bertinelli-Van Halen will play my wife and the part of me will be played by Tom Selleck. They offered me free cable and the NFL package so there really was no turning it down. I am not THAT stupid.

With my earnings, I plan on sponsoring all future NASA missions and have actually bought the moon.

So there it is....earth shattering yes, eye watering, of course, gives you a little rise in your Dockers, I hope not...

I was just a simple man with a dream and chose NJ to fulfill that dream. The world is a funny place but you really have to admit, it is soooo much better with me in it and flying for NJA.

Back to your lives...if you see me on the road, do not touch the cape or the crown, please...it really is not becoming.

Have a good night.

 

[imacdog]

National news? Okay, I'm getting it narrowed down, replacing our gold ties with gold bowties.

 

[netjetwife]

You guys are funny...JJ I hope you get a plane with a big cockpit...it'd be a shame to see your cape all wrinkled and your crown getting knocked askew from the cramped quarters...

Isn't this fun?! Good news, exciting changes, team spirit. Wow! What a turn around from 4 years ago. Amazing how far you can go when you hang on to a belief in yourself and a determined, optimistic attitude--backed by lots of hard work. I hope the NJA pilots will keep moving upward and onward.

Listening to opportunity knock,
Netjetwife

 

[BengalsFan]

Funniest Sh!t I've ever read... nice job

Ok...I need to relieve Dad of his burden....the big news is......


It is true, I did get hired. I know, I know....it really is not THAT big of deal but I appreciate all the hype. RTS was wanting to keep this on the down low but as with any other wonderful news, it just needs to be shared with the masses. I have turned down a few news offers due to not wanting to overshadow my fellow NJ folks. Oprah offered to sleep with me if I would give her an exclusive. Jerry Springer said he would get two full grown midgets to fight over me if I were to let it out on his show. Montel offered me free Taco's from his part-time job at Taco Bell. It was just too much. Hillary Clinton asked me to be her running mate and I just kicked her in the biscuit.

I did however agree to a made for TV movie where Valerie Bertinelli-Van Halen will play my wife and the part of me will be played by Tom Selleck. They offered me free cable and the NFL package so there really was no turning it down. I am not THAT stupid.

With my earnings, I plan on sponsoring all future NASA missions and have actually bought the moon.

So there it is....earth shattering yes, eye watering, of course, gives you a little rise in your Dockers, I hope not...

I was just a simple man with a dream and chose NJ to fulfill that dream. The world is a funny place but you really have to admit, it is soooo much better with me in it and flying for NJA.

Back to your lives...if you see me on the road, do not touch the cape or the crown, please...it really is not becoming.

Have a good night.

 

[JungleJett]

Funniest Sh!t I've ever read... nice job

Add to that I too am a Bengals fan! Seriously!

 

[Some guy]

That was pretty funny stuff JJ. I'm sure Capt Dad is having a good time watching everyone speculate knowing what he knows. I myself would be having a good time with it.

Capt Dad...Is there a prize for the closest guess on the announcement? imp:

SG

 

[av8trinabarrel]

:nuts:

Ok...I need to relieve Dad of his burden....the big news is......


It is true, I did get hired. I know, I know....it really is not THAT big of deal but I appreciate all the hype. RTS was wanting to keep this on the down low but as with any other wonderful news, it just needs to be shared with the masses. I have turned down a few news offers due to not wanting to overshadow my fellow NJ folks. Oprah offered to sleep with me if I would give her an exclusive. Jerry Springer said he would get two full grown midgets to fight over me if I were to let it out on his show. Montel offered me free Taco's from his part-time job at Taco Bell. It was just too much. Hillary Clinton asked me to be her running mate and I just kicked her in the biscuit.

I did however agree to a made for TV movie where Valerie Bertinelli-Van Halen will play my wife and the part of me will be played by Tom Selleck. They offered me free cable and the NFL package so there really was no turning it down. I am not THAT stupid.

With my earnings, I plan on sponsoring all future NASA missions and have actually bought the moon.

So there it is....earth shattering yes, eye watering, of course, gives you a little rise in your Dockers, I hope not...

I was just a simple man with a dream and chose NJ to fulfill that dream. The world is a funny place but you really have to admit, it is soooo much better with me in it and flying for NJA.

Back to your lives...if you see me on the road, do not touch the cape or the crown, please...it really is not becoming.

Have a good night.

TG, I miss the enthusiasm from indoc. Are you finished with training yet? I have been stuck in cmh for three days trying to get to pbi to start ioe.The weather here has been horendous to say the least. Looks like manana is day six with another day of hotel sit before i go home. At least were not loosing pay like the old airline days. Good luck to you brother!

 

[imacdog]

Come on Captain give it up. iPhones right?

 

[JungleJett]

:nuts:
TG, I miss the enthusiasm from indoc. Are you finished with training yet? I have been stuck in cmh for three days trying to get to pbi to start ioe.The weather here has been horendous to say the least. Looks like manana is day six with another day of hotel sit before i go home. At least were not loosing pay like the old airline days. Good luck to you brother!

Dude,

Good to hear you are done but hate to hear you are stuck in CMH! I am about 100 miles south in Cincy and it is not much better. I have decided to protest winter and not go out. My move out west could not come soon enough!

We finished last Friday..so this is day 7 off for me. I expect to start IOE early next week...or else I will have to go back to the sim for a refresher.

I am not missing waiting this weather out working for some airline.....I could not be happier!

Keep in touch!

 

[netjetwife]

.... Capt Dad...Is there a prize for the closest guess on the announcement? imp: SG

My guess is....that the announcement is the final decision on whether to relocate or stay put in CMH.