Sometimes fact is even stranger than fiction. Like I said, for a long while, pilot attitude towards owners was increasingly good, but in the past month have been a change. Or maybe I just got four bad flights and crews. If these are pilots going by the "rules", please let me know what other rule I have never heard discussed on this board.
Instance #1. We show about 10 minutes into a hour long sliding departure, The plane and pilots were positioned 3 hours before the start of my slide. It is pouring rain. No pilot in FBO. We drive out on the ramp to the plane. Co-Pilot is sitting in cockpit havinbg lunch. It is an Excel so we can see in easily. Sandwich and chips -- no pre-flight papers. We are all standing out in the rain. I motion to open the door, He motions 1 minutes. Continues to eat sandwich, chips, soda, sandwoch chips soda. We are getting soaked. I motion again. He motions 1 more minute. Sandwich, chips, soda, sandwich chips soda. We are still in the rain. 4 minutes have elapsed. I know on the fuselage. He finishes his sandwich, chip and soda. Then opens the door. During this time, the other pilot does surface and we start loading the bags.
Instance #2. Flying back from Maine. Pilots have 3 dozen live lobsters in the rear cargo area. (they were at the end of their tour after our trip and then returing home to Columbus). We do not have enough room for our bags. Lots of comments about our bags. They want to put a few of them in the cabin (and in a way they usually do not allow -- not belted down etc.). I say -- gee I have flown the Excel hundreds of times and know what fits in the back. I stick my head in the back and that is when I discover the lobsters and ask about them. I accommodate their wishes and keep alot of bags in the cabin. During the flight, water and other fluids leak from the lobster boxes onto our luggage.
Instance #3. We arrive for our flight, crew is blaring a 90s grunge band CD at full volume in the cabin. When the doors open it is like the old Maxell commercial -- we are practically blown away. (P.S. --we were not early either). Once in the air we notice the catering has not been checked (we are missing 1/2 of it) and no ice in the cabin. All of the pilots crew meals apparently made it. While I am hunting in the closets for more catering, I open the closet with the crew meals and the co pilot says (and not jokingly and not in a nice tome of voice) -- "that's ours -- sorry all of yours didn't make it". I hadn't said a word -- how did he know that all of mine didn't make it??
Instance #4. Either pilot or co-pilot was watching XXX movie during positioning leg and left the DVD in the player (it was a straight one). After take off, I go to put a DVD in, find this one. When i happen to stick my head in the cockpit, I happen to notice a container for the DVD next to the pilot's seat. Then I said, "I think you left this in the player". Then it was one look of surprise.
These events are a little different than the pilot who wants to make sure he gets his 60 minutes between legs, etc.