Midnight Flyer
Stay Thirsty My Friends
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Doug Parker said:Yall be goin on vacation? See the thing is, if you bout to be up out dis biatch. Check it. Beep Delta. We be flying all ova dis bitch
Let me ax you somin. You fian ta raise up and git yo travel on? From the interior to the exterior. You got to get your posterial in one dese big ass planes. Shi_ dog
You lay in da cut straight sittin on your ass an gitting yo drink on an snack on while we floss and fly dis mo fo all ova dis bitch
East coast, west coast, it don't matta. Ni__a, we git'cha to yo ho an back lickety split, no shi_. Then you be back at yo crib chillin wit a flat splif thinkin we was some crazy ass angel
Hell dese phat, round, thick ass vessels run up in da sky so deep it be cryin. Yeah, you thought it was rain. So bring a towel cause at Delta, it's layed out like dat.
Call one of dese fly ass Delta coochies an make all dem punk _ss co-workers of yours catch da vapors as you be off an up out.
You goin? We fly you dere. You been? We done already flew up in dere. We got'chu covad like a Jimmy hat. At Delta we loves us some flyin an it be showin like a mother___ka.
LOL, funny.
All I have to say about DAL's customer service is that you get what you pay for. When a company pays their employees $8 per hour for answering phones in reservations, the customer, in turn, gets $8 per hour worth of service. It's a simple as that. Do you think some Delta coochie momma gives a rats a$$ if you get cut off and she looses the chance of selling you $2000 worth of tickets? I doubt it. All she's doing' is thinking about how long she has until it's quitting time. Customer service in this country is literally crumbling before our eyes due to low wages and outsourcing.