I can NJAOwner, I will ground your or any other owners airplane every day if it comes to that. Sorry buddy, if you want to impress your friends then open the wallet.
The day before I get my assignment I'm checking the national weather + Europe and Hawaii (just in case), the day of my duty I do everthing from hotels, cars, your personal phone calls inflight, check and or order your catering, and everything a pilot does in his daily assigned duty. Yes, most of the time you see a perfect flight, what you don't see is how many times it's your flight crew members making sure this is true (all great fractional pilots included, no matter the company) just minutes or seconds before you arrive.
I believe in great customer service but if you want to play the good luck in your per diem and hotel game, I don't feel so good today and my plane looks broke.