...accidentally tripped the Left Main Start circuit breaker while fumbling for my approach plate...at night...IMC, extinguishing my EFIS and all cockpit lighting, and killing the autopilot.
...mistaken Wright-Patterson for Dayton.
...talked to the flight attendant through the intercom and the passengers through the PA, simulataneously, about how horrible the weather in MDW was.
...hollered "JESUS! MAX POWER!" when someone flushed the toilet in a Saab.
...asked my FO "Was that a runway?" while taxiing.
...asked my FO "Where the hell am I going?" while taxiing.
...asked my FO "Where the hell are you going?" while he's flying.
...asked my FO "Where the hell am I going?" while I'm flying.
...asked the FO "Who the hell are you?" after I hopped into the wrong airplane.
..told my FO "you didn't see that."
...filled out a NASA report in flight.
...back-dated a NASA report.
...called in-range over Center freq.
...called Center on Company freq.
...called for catering on ARINC.
...caused a passenger to scream in terror, in flight.
...knocked both the cockpit and cabin fire extinguishers from their brackets while landing in a Jetstream in Milwaukee.
...set off the GPWS trying to recover from a high approach.
...set off the Config warning when setting landing flaps, because I forgot to put the gear down.
...set off the Config warning because I forgot to push the condition levers all the way forward.
...bugged the wrong speed on takeoff.
...been lost.
...been confused.
...mistaken Wright-Patterson for Dayton.
...talked to the flight attendant through the intercom and the passengers through the PA, simulataneously, about how horrible the weather in MDW was.
...hollered "JESUS! MAX POWER!" when someone flushed the toilet in a Saab.
...asked my FO "Was that a runway?" while taxiing.
...asked my FO "Where the hell am I going?" while taxiing.
...asked my FO "Where the hell are you going?" while he's flying.
...asked my FO "Where the hell am I going?" while I'm flying.
...asked the FO "Who the hell are you?" after I hopped into the wrong airplane.
..told my FO "you didn't see that."
...filled out a NASA report in flight.
...back-dated a NASA report.
...called in-range over Center freq.
...called Center on Company freq.
...called for catering on ARINC.
...caused a passenger to scream in terror, in flight.
...knocked both the cockpit and cabin fire extinguishers from their brackets while landing in a Jetstream in Milwaukee.
...set off the GPWS trying to recover from a high approach.
...set off the Config warning when setting landing flaps, because I forgot to put the gear down.
...set off the Config warning because I forgot to push the condition levers all the way forward.
...bugged the wrong speed on takeoff.
...been lost.
...been confused.
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