Delat Tie 2

buscap

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Alrighty then!!!

How's this?


A Delta pilot walks into a bar.











You think he would've seen it!!!





NNNNNNYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
 

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Why did the other thread get closed? Lighten up, people!
 

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What's the difference between a Delta cockpit and a porcupine?



On a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
 

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Heard this one from a Delta pilot:

What do you call three Delta flight attendants in a sauna?






Gorillas in the mist (for all you youngins, it's a old movie title)
 

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Why did the other thread get closed? Lighten up, people!
I think somebody over at big D got their big white cottons in a wad! Anywho, these are great...


Q: What do you call a pregnant flight attendant?


A: Pilot error.
 

makersmarc

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Q: How do you get a Delta flight attendant into the cockpit?


A: Grease the sides of the cockpit entryway and put a twinkie on the glareshield.
 

buscap

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Hee

Heeeee

Freakin

Heeeeee
 

flyboyike

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Q: How do you know there is a Delta pilot in the room?

A: Don't worry, he'll tell you.
 

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Q

What's the difference between a Delta cockpit and a porcupine?



On a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

Q: What's the difference between Delta Pilot and Comair Pilot?

A: Delta pilots know what runway they are taking off on


Q: Whats the difference between a housefly and a Comair Pilot?

A: The housefly's career is going to last longer than the Comair pilot's?

Q: What is the difference between a bum and a Comair Pilot?

A: A bum has a higher education level!

Q: How is a Comair pilot and a First Grader alike?

A: Their mom's both pack them their luch ina paper bag!

Q: How are Comair Pilots and people with no arms alike?

A: Neither of them are qualified to flip a burger at Wendy's.

Q: What is the difference between Comair Pilot and a retard?

A: The retard would not have paid money to the RJDC!


Q: What's the difference between a Comair pilot's wife and a turd?

A: The turd looks and smells better.
 

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Q: How do you know there is a Delta pilot in the room?

A: Don't worry, he'll tell you.

What is the difference between a Delta pilot and a Comair pilot. Delta pilot's dont lie and say they work for Comair like Comair pilots say they work for Delta!

How do you know their is a Comair pilot in the room?

He looks like $hit in his uniform and tells everyone he is a piliot for Delta!


How is a Comair pilot and a T-Rex alike? You will find out soon!

Whats the difference between a retard and a Comair pilot?

A: The retard is smart enough not to pay $100,000 for a job that pays $18,000. The retard will have a job next year.
 

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The difference between a Delta pilot and the Iraqi air force?

The Iraqi air force hasn't actually killed anybody
 

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Q: What's the difference between Delta Pilot and Comair Pilot?

A: Delta pilots know what runway they are taking off on


Q: Whats the difference between a housefly and a Comair Pilot?

A: The housefly's career is going to last longer than the Comair pilot's?

Q: What is the difference between a bum and a Comair Pilot?

A: A bum has a higher education level!

Q: How is a Comair pilot and a First Grader alike?

A: Their mom's both pack them their luch ina paper bag!

Q: How are Comair Pilots and people with no arms alike?

A: Neither of them are qualified to flip a burger at Wendy's.

Q: What is the difference between Comair Pilot and a retard?

A: The retard would not have paid money to the RJDC!


Q: What's the difference between a Comair pilot's wife and a turd?

A: The turd looks and smells better.
Aww, there is the bitter crybaby we knew and loved. We missed you, I thought you went soft on us. Thought maybe those Mainline benefits finally kicked in and paid for your personality transplant. Alas, it is the same old Acarpe who's wife left him for a Comair pilot and couldn't get a job waiting tables while he was furloughed. (hint.... it might have something to do with your personality).

Welcome home my friend, welcome home!
 

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Come on, lighten up people, the jokes about killing passengers are uncalled for. The Delta pilots jokes are hysterical, and I plan on using most of them!
 

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Whats the diff between a Delta pilot and a Comair pilot? The Delta pilot started flying before the Comair pilot. Get over your big bad self.
 

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How many Delta pilots are required to put in a light bulb?

Just one. He holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around h
 

makersmarc

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What's the difference between Air Force pilots and delta pilots? Air Force pilots break ground and fly into the wind.
 

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Tarzan - You nailed it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

rolmao
 

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What is the difference between a senior cmr/asa/rjdc lifer pilot and a Delta pilot?

Most of their former Fo's are now Delta Capts......




Whats the diff between a Delta pilot and a Comair pilot? The Delta pilot started flying before the Comair pilot. Get over your big bad self.
 

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Ohhh this is fun!!

I din't start it, but I wish I had!!!!
 
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