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buscap

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Alrighty then!!!

How's this?


A Delta pilot walks into a bar.











You think he would've seen it!!!





NNNNNNYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
 
What's the difference between a Delta cockpit and a porcupine?



On a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
 
Heard this one from a Delta pilot:

What do you call three Delta flight attendants in a sauna?






Gorillas in the mist (for all you youngins, it's a old movie title)
 
Q: How do you get a Delta flight attendant into the cockpit?


A: Grease the sides of the cockpit entryway and put a twinkie on the glareshield.
 
Hee

Heeeee

Freakin

Heeeeee
 
Q: How do you know there is a Delta pilot in the room?

A: Don't worry, he'll tell you.
 
Q

What's the difference between a Delta cockpit and a porcupine?



On a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.


Q: What's the difference between Delta Pilot and Comair Pilot?

A: Delta pilots know what runway they are taking off on


Q: Whats the difference between a housefly and a Comair Pilot?

A: The housefly's career is going to last longer than the Comair pilot's?

Q: What is the difference between a bum and a Comair Pilot?

A: A bum has a higher education level!

Q: How is a Comair pilot and a First Grader alike?

A: Their mom's both pack them their luch ina paper bag!

Q: How are Comair Pilots and people with no arms alike?

A: Neither of them are qualified to flip a burger at Wendy's.

Q: What is the difference between Comair Pilot and a retard?

A: The retard would not have paid money to the RJDC!


Q: What's the difference between a Comair pilot's wife and a turd?

A: The turd looks and smells better.
 
Q: How do you know there is a Delta pilot in the room?

A: Don't worry, he'll tell you.


What is the difference between a Delta pilot and a Comair pilot. Delta pilot's dont lie and say they work for Comair like Comair pilots say they work for Delta!

How do you know their is a Comair pilot in the room?

He looks like $hit in his uniform and tells everyone he is a piliot for Delta!


How is a Comair pilot and a T-Rex alike? You will find out soon!

Whats the difference between a retard and a Comair pilot?

A: The retard is smart enough not to pay $100,000 for a job that pays $18,000. The retard will have a job next year.
 

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