Delat Tie 2

[Moustache]

Sometimes the old jokes really are the best!:beer: But I also have to ask, having seen the Delta flight attendants recently, who would dump a load into any one of them!?!

How profound!!

 

[TexasPilot]

Q: What's the difference between Delta Pilot and Comair Pilot?

A: Delta pilots know what runway they are taking off on

Q: Whats the difference between a Delta Pilot and a Comair Pilot?

A: The Comair pilot knows which taxi-way not to land on

 

[screamingpax]

Q: Whats the difference between a Delta Pilot and a Comair Pilot?

A: The Comair pilot knows which taxi-way not to land on

As opposed to some taxi-ways you can land on?

 

[lj1313]

What's the difference between a Delta Flight Attendant and a washing machine??




The washing machine won't stalk you once you dump a load in it!!!imp:

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I laugh every time I hear that joke! God... I was married to a DL flight attendant once, and I still think that joke is funny!