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The difference between a Delta pilot and the Iraqi air force?

The Iraqi air force hasn't actually killed anybody
 
Q: What's the difference between Delta Pilot and Comair Pilot?

A: Delta pilots know what runway they are taking off on


Q: Whats the difference between a housefly and a Comair Pilot?

A: The housefly's career is going to last longer than the Comair pilot's?

Q: What is the difference between a bum and a Comair Pilot?

A: A bum has a higher education level!

Q: How is a Comair pilot and a First Grader alike?

A: Their mom's both pack them their luch ina paper bag!

Q: How are Comair Pilots and people with no arms alike?

A: Neither of them are qualified to flip a burger at Wendy's.

Q: What is the difference between Comair Pilot and a retard?

A: The retard would not have paid money to the RJDC!


Q: What's the difference between a Comair pilot's wife and a turd?

A: The turd looks and smells better.

Aww, there is the bitter crybaby we knew and loved. We missed you, I thought you went soft on us. Thought maybe those Mainline benefits finally kicked in and paid for your personality transplant. Alas, it is the same old Acarpe who's wife left him for a Comair pilot and couldn't get a job waiting tables while he was furloughed. (hint.... it might have something to do with your personality).

Welcome home my friend, welcome home!
 
Come on, lighten up people, the jokes about killing passengers are uncalled for. The Delta pilots jokes are hysterical, and I plan on using most of them!
 
Whats the diff between a Delta pilot and a Comair pilot? The Delta pilot started flying before the Comair pilot. Get over your big bad self.
 
How many Delta pilots are required to put in a light bulb?

Just one. He holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around h
 
What's the difference between Air Force pilots and delta pilots? Air Force pilots break ground and fly into the wind.
 
What is the difference between a senior cmr/asa/rjdc lifer pilot and a Delta pilot?

Most of their former Fo's are now Delta Capts......




Whats the diff between a Delta pilot and a Comair pilot? The Delta pilot started flying before the Comair pilot. Get over your big bad self.
 
Ohhh this is fun!!

I din't start it, but I wish I had!!!!
 

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