Delat Tie 2

[crj567]

Come on, lighten up people, the jokes about killing passengers are uncalled for. The Delta pilots jokes are hysterical, and I plan on using most of them!

As pick up lines-the next time you are in 'frisco!

 

[Monster Buck]

As pick up lines-the next time you are in 'frisco!

Spoken out of experience it seems.

 

[Flyby1206]

Whats the difference between a Comair pilot and a cheese pizza...?

The pizza can feed a family of four!

bwaaahahahah!

 

[Scope out RJ's]

As pick up lines-the next time you are in 'frisco!

Is that where your mom's touring this week, or are you speaking from experience?

 

[screamingpax]

What is the difference between a senior cmr/asa/rjdc lifer pilot and a Delta pilot?

Most of their former Fo's are now Delta Capts......

Isn't that funny, and now they act like they had nothing to do with them - ever. Not to mention, most of the senior guys at ASA CHOSE to stay so they could continue working only 6-8 days a month, having intercourse with their wives NIGHTLY and not take a pay cut to go sit in JFK on reserve with all the other chumps. I started this original thread with three of my favorite delta jokes and you guys have given me many more to use now. Kudos.....Keep up the good work. and....WINDCHECK! ha ha ha

 

[Scope out RJ's]

Isn't that funny, and now they act like they had nothing to do with them - ever. Not to mention, most of the senior guys at ASA CHOSE to stay so they could continue working only 6-8 days a month, having intercourse with their wives NIGHTLY and not take a pay cut to go sit in JFK on reserve with all the other chumps. I started this original thread with three of my favorite delta jokes and you guys have given me many more to use now. Kudos.....Keep up the good work. and....WINDCHECK! ha ha ha

Hey, I though some of the jokes were pretty funny myself.
Next time, when you start a thread, learn how to spell Delta! Not Delat!
K?

 

[johnboy99]

Q: How many Delta pilots can you get on a bar stool?

A: 4 if you turn it upside down.

I hear Acarpe is a big fan of the barstool.

 

[acaTerry]

I can't believe all these jokes about DAL and CMR when there's MESA out there....

What's the difference between a DAL pilot and a CMR pilot? Mesa sucks!

 

[screamingpax]

Hey, I though some of the jokes were pretty funny myself.
Next time, when you start a thread, learn how to spell Delta! Not Delat!
K?

Actually, I started Delta Tie? thread 1. Someone else started this one because someone closed my thread. So, unfortunetly I am not the culprit here. I spelled it correctly.

 

[Ezralite]

Q: How many Delta pilots can you get on a bar stool?

A: 4 if you turn it upside down.

I hear Acarpe is a big fan of the barstool.

Yeah, but it's too bad Acarpe doesn't have 3 friends in the world to share it with.

 

[Ezralite]

Q: What's the difference between a Delta pilot's wife and a Lamborghini?


A: Not everybody has been in a Lamborghini.

 

[Cobraair75drvr]

Sure they CHOSE to stay...Riiiight. Heard that all the time from the jealous lifers at the sub contractor I worked for prior to nwa. Intercourse nightly??? Poor wives, having that fat underachieving slob home nightly. As a former nwa pilot I very rarely have asked for a windcheck. However, since it irratates you subs so much I think I will start asking at least twice per approach...Even on calm days. Night, night sub boy.

Isn't that funny, and now they act like they had nothing to do with them - ever. Not to mention, most of the senior guys at ASA CHOSE to stay so they could continue working only 6-8 days a month, having intercourse with their wives NIGHTLY and not take a pay cut to go sit in JFK on reserve with all the other chumps. I started this original thread with three of my favorite delta jokes and you guys have given me many more to use now. Kudos.....Keep up the good work. and....WINDCHECK! ha ha ha

 

[mesaserf]

One time this Delta FA was sooo fat, when she jumped up in da air....

She got stuck!

 

[buscap]

No stars on this post yet???????

 

[acarpe3448]

windcheck bitches!!!

runway check! Ooops!

 

[acarpe3448]

Isn't that funny, and now they act like they had nothing to do with them - ever. Not to mention, most of the senior guys at ASA CHOSE to stay so they could continue working only 6-8 days a month, having intercourse with their wives NIGHTLY and not take a pay cut to go sit in JFK on reserve with all the other chumps. I started this original thread with three of my favorite delta jokes and you guys have given me many more to use now. Kudos.....Keep up the good work. and....WINDCHECK! ha ha ha

If I got out of Clownair after working at that flight school of an airline, I would act like I had nothing to do with them also! I would be ashamed to work at that airline! Even your active Comair pilots are ashamed of where they work, that is why you see them with "Delta Crew" tags on their bags!

 

[acarpe3448]

Aww, there is the bitter crybaby we knew and loved. We missed you, I thought you went soft on us. Thought maybe those Mainline benefits finally kicked in and paid for your personality transplant. Alas, it is the same old Acarpe who's wife left him for a Comair pilot and couldn't get a job waiting tables while he was furloughed. (hint.... it might have something to do with your personality).

Welcome home my friend, welcome home!

Ah yes! A Comair puke that is so ashamed of where he works! How typical! Unlike the Comair pukes on furlough, I found a damn good job while I was out! Still doing it today in addition to Delta! Thank You! My wife needs someone capable of making a descent salary! You could not make her car payment! As far as personality, I would take a good look at yours pal! Maybe that is the reason you are forced to work in the minor leauges at the worst airline in America! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Loser!!! Get those apps filled out at MacD's!

 

[acarpe3448]

Come on, lighten up people, the jokes about killing passengers are uncalled for. The Delta pilots jokes are hysterical, and I plan on using most of them!

I think this whole thread is uncalled for! But you all started it! So let's keep it going!!!

 

[Ezralite]

Q: What's the difference between Acarpe's jokes and Acarpe naked?


A: Women don't laugh at Acarpe's jokes.

 

[SLUF4]

your jokes aren't really jokes